Mess around with the double slit experiment

>Mess around with the double slit experiment
>Still can't mess with a girl's slit

>you're riding a de-broglie wave
>she's riding chad's dick

I know you're memeing but you are hitting on a truth. Most scientists would give up everything if it meant they had access to hot pussy every day

>Good at chemistry
>Can't have good chemistry with someone else

>He's not beyond the pleasure seeking mechanism hardcoded in our brain

You're a brainlet user

well I would be if I had access to hot pussy every day. Too bad we are at least 30 years away from vat-grown hot pussy.

>good at physics
>she still won't let me physt her butthole

This

>tfw to intelligent for sex

i once putted my penis in girls vagina and it honestly didnt feel like much. i dont know if the girls pusy was stretched from BBC or if my dick is too tiny. anyway i wish i one day can try a butt hole.

>Take heat transfer class
>still get a girl hot

>Study IUTeich theory
>Find no GF in any universe

It feels very nice.

>tfw EE
>tfw get all the pussy I want

Chemistry a shit, prove me wrong.

I'll dissolve you in an appropriate amount of a polar and nonpolar solvent you little shit.

>tfw all these brainlets who are taking the OP and the other posts at face value instead of knowing that this is a previous style of meme thread that is now being repeated.

Fuck newfags are infesting us. Come. The original was
>studying number theory
>still can't get a girl's number

Does that ring a bell? Fucking newfags.

>study analysis
>Prove there exists no [math] \epsilon > 0 [/math] such that I have had sex more than epsilon times.

>study differential equations
>Construct the constant function f(x) = the amount of times I have had sex.
>Prove that this function satisfies the differential equation [math] \frac{df(x)}{dx}
= f(x)[/math]

How did you green text latex?

>implying this isn't just the Veeky Forums meme of the type
>>do dumbell flies
>>still on the ground

>[math] \frac{\text{I don't}}{\text{know}} [/math]

>Master hardy-weinberg equation
>Ruin the equilibrium by not reproducing

>study D-Brane Theory
>professor calls me "The Brain"