>need dino tendies
>no microwave
>oven to dirty, cant use it house would fill with smoke
>have a frying pan and found a bowl
Fuck im a genius.
>need dino tendies
>no microwave
>oven to dirty, cant use it house would fill with smoke
>have a frying pan and found a bowl
Fuck im a genius.
Take a picture of your kitchen and post it.
CLEAN YOUR STOVE
>remember i own no plates
>find a pizza box
>going to enjoy tendies
I detest you.
>forgot i dont own a table
>go outside and find a chair
>nice two milk crates too
Need them tendies
Shit too much sodium need a drink.
Dude what the FUCK? How destitute are you?
>thirst quenched
lol, is that a wire or a root?
Is this an art project
depressing
>ketchup and mustard stored upside down
this is the most triggering thing you have posted so far
posted too soon. kys already bud do everyone a favor.
theyre right side up, though, cant you fucking read
...
topkek
stop
No, this is good. I like this.
Op, please post more.
>storing your ketchup and mustard in antichrist position
>the right way
Put me in the screen cap redditfag!
A guest has arrived! Time to make a fancy meal.
>it's another op reposts images he found at reddit episode
Well i better break out the fine china
Oats
...
Did you already finish your tendies?
Need some tuna.
Oat tuna
holy fuck my sides this pantry
Why is your house so empty OP? Are you just moving in it or something?
Yeah they were good i burnt them though. Heat was too high
Nigga what the fuck? You okay?
I kind of used to live like this, desu
I slept on an air mattress and had no other furniture, but I had just left abusive home and they couldn't find me, was the first time I felt real joy
probably helped that i got free food from work
Found some fish
Pan nice and hot
How does it look OP?
how fucking high are you?
KITTY!
OP pls...
I too enjoy the fine life
Do you have a basement?
>he has sheets on his floor mattress
>no bloodstains
this reminds me of that guy who had a 2nd house and would just trash the shit out of it and cook weird stuff.
what was his name? misao? masao? i gotta find those videos again later.
Wa la!
holy fuck can we help you somehow
Do you own Salt or Pepper
Do you need an adult
masaoHF
he's genuinely insane and also a hoarder
The meal was a hit!
Nice! What's with the hanging wire?
people that live like this should not be allowed to own pets or at least be monitored regularly, as it jeopardizes an innocent animals life
Masaokis
He moved some time after making his original videos, I don't think he actually had two homes
I feel bad for your cat
There was a wall there with a bookshelf built into it. On one of the shelves there was a lamp which was connected to that wire.
I found her outside my home. She comes and goes as she pleases
well thats a relief.
She looks pretty healthy so shes probably a neighbors, dont fucking poison her with your shitty food though
Just like every pussy ever...
Whats wrong with my cooking?
this guy is definitely a heroin addict
good job OP one day i wish to be half the man you are
Thank you sir. Ill return with another cook along thread
do eurofags actually live like this?
>all these underaged faggots shocked poor people exist
this thread is surreal af, is this an art project?
...
Heya OP, do you have a job? Which country are you in?
Looks like modern art.
Who are you going to kill or who are you stalking
a master class, OP, thank you
>Veeky Forums filename
nice try bucko
Is that cat food?
>destitute
OP has tendies, pop, electricity, internets and a kitty. what more does a man need?
Shit, are you my neighbor?
>Having to masturbate the keptchup bottle every time you buy some chips
no, but Americans do
Yes its is. Meow mix
>Nobody notices a section of the wall is missing
Is your house and life just a series of memes?
You're making me sad, OP.
u feeling alright
Kek
>not keeping your wanking hand in tip top wanking shape
please OP, I will give you (You)'s for more photos of your manor
you'd better not be feeding that cat the onion and garlic in your ketchup you fucking nightmare of a person
There are many indications in the photos that OP is in America.
how do you call your cat ? also keep posting your cat.
Yes
If the thread is up later ill cook some more food
Im not sure where she is. I think she is sleeping outside
you better be taking care of thatt cat properly you disgusting piece of shit
Strategically placed for post dinner suicide
Dear lord what kind of paint thinner do you sniff in the morning to end up like this
This thread will go down as one of Veeky Forums's masterpieces
judging by these photos a job
WHY CAN'T THESE BE STANDARDIZED
These images have fucking layers my sides.
>14 competing standards
>introduce new standard
>15 competing standards
this is how (((they))) win
You a good op.
Cat in box
кoт в кopoбкe
>>need dino tendies
No, you don't.
>>no microwave
>>oven to dirty, cant use it house would fill with smoke
That's fine, deep frying works better anyway.
>>have a frying pan and found a bowl
Fail 100%
What the fuck is this thread lol