ITT: we laugh at other 'readers'

ITT: we laugh at other 'readers'

this thread is a gold mine

/pol/ is brilliant

>I tried reading at work in my downtime but my bosses got pissed
I used to read on the train into work and I came in with a book (actually, I always did) which I'd stick in my bag as soon as I walked in. I was 20 at the time and working in a restaurant. Anyways, mgmt looked at me and became livid that I had walked into a server job with a book, hadn't even clocked in, just was holding the thing.

>from that thread

Two books in four days ain't too bad

>Written to so people can "empathize" with the pedo. It's written in such a way that it makes it seem as if Lolita is the one stirring trouble, and not the pedo. Don't fall for the trick, degenerates.

/pol/ on Lolita. Did you fall for it, Veeky Forums?

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this can't be real

Try the redpill, idiots

Take a good look at those unblemished virgin spines.

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>that clearly unread mein kampf
>all those second hand books so it looks like they read them

>THESE are the 'authours' that politifaggots read
Can't make this shit up!

What's wrong with them?

Half the list is made up of children's books.

For example?

You must have not looked hard enough. Half of the books are pseud memes like Homer and Cervantes, and the other half is comprised of children's 'authors' like Heinlein, Herbert, and, god forbid, Tolkien.

London, T.H. White, Robert Howard, Steven Erikson, Dune, Arthur C. Clarke to name a few.

Most of L

I think you're just looking for reasons to make fun of /pol/. You're reaching hard.

You are the worst kind of pseud

t. politifaggots or the guy whose image i posted

>paulo coelho
Why, of all the fucking Brazilian writers, this guy has to be the most famous one?

You're wrong.

Obviously because he is the most accessible for idiots thanks to his retarded one liners.

The best collection of Wittgenstein books Ive seen on Veeky Forums I saw on a /toy/ thread when some user posted a picture of the anime figures on his shelf.

Why are you in any way surprised by the retardation of /pol/?

they aren't good, but I wouldn't say it's a bad list like these guys are trying to make out.

it's full of scifi if that isn't your thing i guess.

Well I guess he voted from Trump

What surprises me more is the retardation of Veeky Forums.

really makes you think

I don't get it where is the problem? I get the feeling that you are just a person looking to spread his own political agenda.

Only leftists should be able to read books, didn't you know?

Do you post the same response when we have plebbit threads? :^)

They're equally retarded, and this is a way to laugh at people who don't know good literature. It's shit, but it's Veeky Forums culture and always has been. Dry your eyes

>Psued memes like Homer

if bait 10/10 otherwise go fucking kill yourself untermensch

This has to be some sort of satire.

Need I remind everyone that there has been a perpetual science fiction and fantasy general on this board for like three years now? Neo/lit/ is no better than /pol/. Deal with it pseuds.

>no u
really activates my almonds

It's a containment thread in fairness.

>Neo/lit/ is no better than /pol/
In having literary taste? That's clearly wrong. Stop being so butthurt

>C'mon, gais - can't you thee theeth cwowns don't bewong in our thecwet cwub?

I think is b8 to cause Veeky Forums to say some "commie" shit so they can take it back to /pol/ and say we're all godless faggots (as if that claim required any evidence). One comment about Clive Cussler and that dime-store flag, and you know someone's gonna go HAM.

This place is basically a testing-ground for actual sociocultural warfare, you know.

Stay woke.

>triggered

That's cute. Have a right-wing wolf girl.

>pulls out camera
>starts to take picture of bookshelf
>notices orgy of warhammer books
>moves them
>once again start to take picture of bookshelf
>notice Piers Anthony collection
>moves them
>takes picture of Candide and Mein Kampf

Welp...

^Is taken from that thread, reads like satire indeed

Fucking cunt, how dare you ruin the image of the wise wolf

>no evola
>no land
>no nietzche

and yet every time someone brings them up on this board they get accused of being from /pol/.

really churns the noggin'.

Horo would be a Trump supporter.

Stop reading what I don't like

>he thinks i am mad

>Swastika
>Right-wing

>"You know what Darling, Athens was at its best under the rule of the council of 400."

You wouldn't think people who write about these monster girl things would make them so politically aware.

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I want Horo to spoon me in my sleep :3

I'm actually kind of jelly of the entire Judge Dredd compilation. I have no idea what that other shit is though.

Just imagine how much that must have costed

very funny

Why do people talk about the spines of books so much when trying to see if someone has read the book or not?

Do you people bend them like cavemen so people won't make fun of you? None of the books I have look any different from when I first bought and read them

>wasting that much time and money on made up Japanese children cartoon stories

another gold mine here

>$300 tops is a lot of money

t. Poor neet

There must be some insecurity behind it. I think they're the types of people that will buy books just to be seen reading them and they project that onto other people. They couldn't take a picture of their bookshelf without cleaning up because they have an image they want to project.

I crack the spines on all my books even if I haven't read them yet just so it looks like I did
300$ is a lot of money if it's spent on nothing but trash

Yeah I try to take care of my books, so they don't end up creased and fucked up unless it's just one of those books that does that and you can't prevent it.

What is up whit that order?
>two before one
Mental retardation

LoGH is alright in my opinion.

>that one black Judge Dredd book
really triggers my autism

It's significantly better than "alright."

>Warhammer books
I KNEW those would be there before even clicking the image

>Watchmen
Does this guy know Alan Moore's an anarchist?

>can't even spell her name right
>thinks he knows anything about the character

I somehow doubt he knows very much.

The funny thing is that the manga on that shelf only comes to two hours of reading altogether.

I restrained myself.
I don't want a bunch of >lol weeb
tier comments
It's pretty good actually.

He has Homage To Catalonia too

I think he just picked everything from "must read" lists

kys weeb

>that 03 edition of dredd

dante, cervantes, walden too. So yeah, probably. Doubt he's read them, though, or surely he would've been humbled enough to take the rest of the shit down

I want to emphasize this

>Neo/lit is no better than /pol/
>Implying Veeky Forums is actually good

Yea, how is something like Dune bad?

Can anyone recommend me some right-wing literature that isn't complete pseud shit?

I'm a commie and there's plenty of quality leftist literature but I can't think of any good right wing literature.

Except Tolkien isn't a childrens book. It's very thick and kinda violent and scary.

The narrator is obviously supposed to be unreliable and you aren't supposed to take anything he says at face value.

How right wing exactly?

For economics you can't go wrong with Thomas Sowell. If you're looking a general book against socialism than Thomas Dilorenzo's The Problem with Socialism is great. Check out Ben Shapiro too.

There's nothing wrong with Candide.

Anything will do, it's gotta be literature and not shit like Atlas Shrugged or Mein Kampf.

>Ben Shapiro
no thanks

It's unfunny, philosophically and morally bankrupt dog shit.

Milo has a new book. Anne Coulter and Gorilla mindset guy too. You should read those.

Dostoyevsky

Laurus by Eugene Vodolazkin

Stop recommending me sophist borderline conspiracy-theory drivel.

What by Dostoyevsky do you recommend?

>implying that's a bad thing

For economics, there isn't much good laymen books(for any ideology.)
I'd have a look at novels such as Friedman's Capitalism and Freedom and Hayek's Free to Choose.

For traditionalism:

Traditionalist books to read

Plato, Symposium, Laws, Republic, Trial, Meno and Phaedo
Aristotle, Ethics, Politics, Categories, Metaphysics
St Augustine, Confessions, City of God, Political Writings
Thomas Aquinas, Political Writings, Selected Writings
Hilaire Belloc, The Jews, The Servile State, Great Heresies, How the Reformation Happened
G. K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy Heretics
F. A. Hayek, Law, Legislation and Liberty, A Road to Serfdom
Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Gulag Archipelago
Alasdair MacIntyre, After Virtue, Whose Justice Which Rationality, Dependant Rational Animals
Fredrick Copleston, 9 volumes of History of Philosophy
Edward Feser, Aquinas, Scholastic Metaphysics
Elizabeth Anscombe, Collected Philosophical Papers
Karl Schmidt, Political Theology
Alexis de Tocqueville

>Ben Shapiro
>Ann Coulter
Ignore the altistic right

How come you don't like Ben? From what I've seen most liberals even respect him when they actually take the time to listen. I haven't read alot of his books but Bullies is solid.

*Friedman's Free to chooise

>Ben Shapiro
>alt right

Are you just pretending to be retarded?

Oh, and Edmund Burke is a MUST. Practically the founder of modern conservatism

I'd recommend An Appeal to the New Whigs and Reflections on the Revolution in France

of course, if you're open to classical liberalism as a right wing ideology there are a number of great writers. Adam Smith, for instance, is the often heralded as the father of economics & capitalism

Not sure I'd recommend Laws unless it's for someone going through all of Plato and/or really interested in classical Greek legal issues.

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