He'll get a Nobel Prize in your lifetime

>he'll get a Nobel Prize in your lifetime

I will too

quality thread

>Nobel Prize 2016
>Judges grew up in the '60s and were total counterculture radicals and loved listening to Bob Dylan in their youth
>Someone suggests giving the award to Dylan and a gigantic circle jerk commences where they all reminisce about their past glory days
>Bob Dylan Nobel Prize in Literature 2016

>Nobel Prize 2066
>Judges grew up in the '10s and were total numales or female YA lit fans and loved reading John Green in their youth
>Someone suggests giving the award to Green and a gigantic circle jerk commences where they all reminisce about their past glory days
>John Green Nobel Prize in Literature 2066

I can see it. I'm scared.

No, you won't. I saw your writing. It sucks.

No he wont.
He's a fucking white male.

>he'll get caught pissing on a tied up pregnant woman

...

Whatever man, good for him. Those industry awards are incestuous and completely meaningless to artists. To be acknowledged by a shadowy group of judges means nothing, accolades awarded by your peers is worth much more.

Still, I would take the million if they offered it.

White male is about to become a minority, remember that.

He may die by the time.

Why do people act like Nobel prizes mean anything

Obama got one for just being black

Bob Dylan got one even though his music sucks.

We can only wish

>caring about awards
baka desu senpai

>don't care about awards

baka desu senpai

The problem is (((who))) is giving the award

So, you mean Swedes are (((them)))?

Bob Dylan actually wrote good shit though

The Nobel Prize is a nothing.

I'd rather get socks or football stickers than that old thing.

>Implying I'm still going to be alive by October

Good one, OP.

Good cause that's about how much you're worth.
Except socks aren't that pretentious.

Salty committee member, go to bed.

Nobody cares about your silly old leftie award for the face on the most magazine covers.

Alfred Nobel did more good with dynamite.

Not if they can give one to Barney The Dinosaur instead by then.

He got it for literature (ie. lyrics). not music

It's possible he may get the Nobel for Peace, but no way he will ever get it for literature. Putting John Green and Bob Dylan on the same level of writing ability is ridiculous.

>Nobel Prize
Irrelevant. Didn't Obama get one for "peace"?

Yeah. It's kinda comparable to Saudi Arabia being head of the UN human rights commitee and the 'democratic' republic of the congo

Tyst din jävla cuck