Take game theory course on Coursera

>take class entitled "Dirac Delta Function"
>learn absolutely nothing about a function

>take english for engineers
>still only fluent in chinese

>study ring theory.
>Didn't learn a thing about fighting.

>study field theory
>we are studying in an area filled with buildings and trees

>take complex analysis
>it's not particulary harder

>take dynamics
>class stays in one place

>take mechanics
>didn't learn how to fix cars

>take electrotechnology
>still can't cure homosexuality

>study organic chemistry
>never talk about organs

>take my wife
>please

this this THIS THIS THIS THIS THISSSSS

>study topology
>can't read maps

>Take class on Cox–Zucker machine
>No Cox Zucking

>Study the tits group
>Only fat guys

>take psychology class
>still haven't learned anything about the mind

>take differential geometry
>still can't tell the difference between hexagon and octagon

>Take course on Math in the Reals
>Completely made up

>study mathematical biology
>no biological processes occur in math

faggot retard

>take electrical engineering
>project this hard

So there's the Cox-Zucker machine

>Take Algorithms Class
>No Algorithm exists to solve my life problems.

>take a course on control theory
>still no control over my life

underrated

I see someone else watched Socket.
youtube.com/watch?v=1OJp5V9NAZM

>take homology course
>no engineers in the class

>take partial differential equations
>got full credit

>take organic chemistry
>use lots of man-made chemicals

>take a course on set theory
>keep changing the axioms

>take game theory course
>Mat steals my theories and posts them on the internet for money

>take first lecture
>lecturer has included many snarky political memes and irrelevant white guilt information

I complained. The following semester an application of mine was "overlooked" by the paki running the office that takes both complaints and applications

Black cunt

>study statistics
>keeps changing

Please don't post in threads that you do not understand.

Fucking read shit

Imagine being this low IQ. Kill yourself, plz. Bump.

>Study physics
>Never learn about mind reading and fortune telling
>Just math

Lurk 8.2 more years the kys senpai

shot's fired

>take number theory
>still can't get a girls number

surprised it hasn't been done yet, maybe i missed it

>take interuniversal teichmuller theory course
>d̷̤̖̰̮̂ͪͭ͋ͅͅȉ̫͙̰͈͈ͭ̉̉d̵̢̝̳͂ͧ͌̏ͩ̇͞ͅǹ̷͙̝̮͙̼̟͖̓͂̈́̆ͯ͝t̷̞̖̥̤̼̥̠̊ͭ͐̚͡ ̨̡̹͕̥̙̩͕͚͗̏b̞͚͈ͣ͑̏̓e̷̳̭ͫͩͧc̴̴̫͙̮̰̙ͮ̿͌͒͘ǒ̴̜̯̭̝̗̉̌͛m̢̘͗̆̄̒̽̓́̕e̷̦̼̘̟̒͡ ̷̶̺̼̔ͮ̐̇̉̇͂o̳̠ͫͣ͢͟ͅn̳͚̄ͧͨͮ̏̓ͣͫ͡e̼̰͎̫͋̉͢͠ ͇͕͈̙͈̻̤̐ͫ̒͋ͧ͑͌́ẃ̢̜̖̰͗i͇̥͒͗̈́̚͘t̶̛̻̗̩̺͈̫͔̜ͭḥ̶̠͈̗̳̞̹̋̾ͤ̿̓͛ͩ͡ ̴̛̱̺̞̹̯͍̜̎͋̿̑ͬ̌͠ͅt͖̼͔ͤ͌̍ͭͮͩ͑ͭ͘h̬̫̤̹͉͊͞ȩ̷͎̣̾ͣͧ́ͅ ̫̙͕̤̹̞̮ͯ͋ͩ͒̋̑͟ů̷̳̘̟̽ͦ̊ͬ̌ͤn̴͍͎̻̱̊̑ͯ̀͐ͩ͐͆̈i̫̪̟̿ͧ́͒̽̀v̷͇̥͕͚̞̘͇͕̀ͭ̌ͬ́ḙ̛͇̿̏̽̌̏̀ͅŗ̸̴͚͍̫͑̆̀̊̔ͭs̮͆ͩ̀̀̑͐̉e̴̵͔̤ͩ̽̎ͨ̈͟,̸̧͙̜̦̪̙̣̹ͬ̋̆̃̌̂ ͖̭͚͂̌̆̇͢b̧̻̬̣͚̗̔͐̎͛̍ͣ̓͢ͅĕ͔̻͔̫̮̆̇̆ͩ͐̓͆͢č̸̟̱̦͔͋̔ͧͤ̍͐̇̕a̢̡̙͎̘̺̦̳͉͍̰̐̉͒ͩ̃̉́͂m̘̹̱̝̣̤̪̻͑ͦ͌̊͢e̢̖̻͖͇̱̋̌̉ͪ̋̇ ̷̟̩̣͛̑̕͜ͅn͕̪̜͎͎̪ͧ͛ͤ͋́͝u̸̡̬̦̣̘̩̣̖̜̬ͧ̆ͪ͒̾l̛̝̦̘͕̪̦̼͎̄͒͐ͪ͜l͕͖̃ͯͧ̔

that's a carbon copy from the other thread m8

yeah i know, no way i'm that original, I just meant i was surprised no one did it in this one

>study measure theory
>no use for my ruler

>take group theory at Berkeley
>professor keeps talking about identity

>take aerodynamics
>learned why planes don't fly, not why they fly

>study ring theory
>dont drop it in mount doom

>study advanced quantum theory
>still empty fock space

>study model theory
>gf is disabled

>want to repeat Stanford algorithms course on Coursera
>they deleted it with many other great courses

>take discrete mathematics
>professor doesn't keep any of it a secret

>take linear models
>make equations for curves

>take condensed matter
>study fermi gas

>study hole theory
>no onahole

>take plant science
>professor is a plant

>take engineering class
>classmates are gay as per usual

>take network course
>still no friends

>take signal analysis
>still can't figure out whether a girl is interested in me

>take class called machine learning
>I still have to learn, a machine isn't doing it for me

>take class in functional analysis
>still bleeding from my anus

>take algorithms
>still can't figure out the best way to sort my sock drawer

>take lie groups
>classmates are nice, honest guys

>take topology
>i'm still the bottom

>taking a "maths" class
>not learning anything about Tai's method to find area under a curve

>take relational algebra
>still not in any relationship

>study algebraic field extensions
>its a polynomial order >4
>tfw no GF

>Learn about conics
>no advice on how to pull a cone

>Study representation theory
>90% of class is white/asian

>study combinatorics
>still can't put my life together

>Take quantum mechanics
>Still can't find my penis

>take course on chaos theory
>still overwhelmed by the disorder in my life

C-

If the spelling was the same. I'd give you more credit.

>take C++
>get C-

I went to a lot of "field trips" in school but never once did we go to an actual field. It's fucking bullshit

>buy chaos theory text book
>the book is carefully arranged into neat and tidy chapters, subsections, paragraphs, and sentences with clearly intentional placement

haha OP!
huh?
nice one!
lol
don't get it
the earth is flat bro :>)
awwwww :(
literally lol'd out loud!
really funny
but it is
your english seems pretty good
please don't mention disgusting bloodsport on this bored
lol because field means two differnt things
anal haha
indeed!
well now you can learn!
this is mean spirited
that's not what organic means
lmao classic comedy right here
unneccessary comment
don't get it
OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY DIED
please keep things G-rated. my daughter reads this board
well that would be global geometry
wildberger.jpg
debatable
not nice
where die he say he was taking that?
unnecessary
algorithms are not a panacea to every human problem
same joke as . please read the thread before you comment
haha i agree
tl;dw?
why would there be? it's probably not required for their major
lol!
lmao!
rofl!
please try to keep things light
haha!
be nice
you too
hey there's no need for that language. ever.
meh, not that good
reported for bullying
don't need the apostrophe
haha nerd much?
try harder next time. thanks.
except to measure your DICK! haha. i think that was bettter than your joke
lol!XDreally enjoeyed this onelaughed really hardlaughed and then i cried. sorry bro :(not very funnythat would be "discreet". please learn the proper definition of words

welp, i'm almost over the word limit! thanks for the laughs, mates!

thanks for summing it up user, now I didn't have to read the thread!

>Autism

So this is the power of autism.

kek

>Take class studying kek moody algebra
>Not a kek in sight

Ban all mass repliers.

>home economics
>at school