PhD in mathematics

How does this sound? I run a biological immortality company. If you come work for me, I'll make you immortality as one of your benefits and pay you $1 your first day, $2 your second day, $3 your third day, etc. all the way to infinity.

hold on a second..

I'd go for it, bc you try to be smart but i'm smarter than you.

Why are you here letting yourself get trolled all day?

Thanks /pol/

What's the catch faggot? You'll eventually run out of $$$. Oh wait...
>inflation
Fucking usury

...

No issue. As long as I quit at some point and the series becomes finite, I won't end up giving you a twelfth of a dollar.

Your all fucking stupid, you don't get 300k from a math PhD

>phd in CS
>crushing loneliness
>not smart enough to make it to Sillicon Valley
>any suicide option I want under $30.00

OP is posting a well-known Veeky Forums meme, lurk more

bruh im a sophomore undergrad and my CS internship pays me 24 per hour this summer can you really not find anything better than that?

after my bachelor's and masters I was still employable,
now that I'm weeks away from finishing my PhD. I realize I shouldn't have pursued it. I'm not smart enough to enter the private sector as a PhD. (Google, Facebook, Amazon, IBM, MS, etc...) and there is a lot of hot competitors going after the same machine learning jobs I could interview for. I'm currently getting up to date in development stuff like Open Stack and various multi-mobile-platform frameworks as I think that's the best I could get. Either that or Uber.

I couldn't quite point out the reason before

>PhD in physics
>no job that I want
>suicide starting.

Why would I want -1/12 dollars though?

>Ph.D. in CS
>not smart enough to make it into Silicon Valley
???

>PhD in mathematics
>any job I want
>300k starting

>BS in microbiology
>any spare room in my parents room I want
>free rent and unlimited videogames starting

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t. Brainlet that fell for the engineering meme

>having a Ph.D. And being a capitalist
Critical thought about abstract ideas is supposed to weed you people out.
>get Ph.D. In bussiness science
>start out owning any bank I want

>my best child hood friend's sister was one of those people who always got straight A's
>never did hard drugs
>prob could of been a doctor or scientist
>got a degree in women's studies
>landed a job at starbucks after graduating

HAHAAHahaHA

t. Angry women's studies major

Being able to transpose functions in 5d space is really super relevant to running the financial wing of a company.

i pity the fool who thinks a PhD. can only be achieved by being exceptionally intelligent. while downs syndrome will clearly block a person from it anyone barely above average can choose, from pretty much any field, an obscure, underdeveloped, nontrendy topic with poorly maintained literature and get a piece of paper after 4 or so years of doing the academic equivalent of janitorial work

k starting manager position
good try

>PhD in african studies
>any STD I want
>EBT starting

But he was talking about a PhD in CS.

fuck

>Doctor
>Literal 300k starting no meme

Capitalism gravitates money toward the people who can multiply the value of that money the most. It's why communism went to shit; the magic multiplier is less than 1 for way too many people to be giving them as much as we give to the enterprising people.

I carry a PhD in mathematics everywhere I go with me. I call it my phone. It doesn't make "300k" a year.

Keep dreaming user. Keep dreaming.