See those hysterical lit videos on youtube

>see those hysterical lit videos on youtube
>think they're hot as hell
>get an idea
>the next night tell my girl I want to try something new
>realize I forgot to bring a book
>grab the first thing on her desk
>it's The Sound and the Fury
>make mental note to call her a pseud later
>i go down on her while she starts reading
>she slowly starts to skip words and lose control
>dick is diamonds
>she throws the book and starts moaning
>stick my dick in her and cum pretty much instantly
>best nut of my life
>call her a pseud as we cuddle afterwards
>next day in a boring lecture
>professor is 70 year old white guy
>speaks in a loud monotone voice
>rambles about everything
>every sentence goes on forever and includes a bunch of huge words that they don't really need
>notice i'm rocking a semi
>not looking at anyone just popped up out of nowhere
>look back at the professor
>it's rock hard now
>all of a sudden i imagine he is William Faulkner
>feel like i'm about to cum
>think what the fuck is wrong with me as I excuse myself
>go home and nut while reading hemingway to cure myself
>still pop a semi whenever i have to listen to some pretentious faggot ramble on forever

Anyway, does anyone else think it unfair that Faulkner is left behind in modern criticism for being "pretentious and longwinded' when Joyce is praised for the doing the same thing but in a "le totally random and awesome :3" way.

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Yeah.

Thanks for the kicks, OP. I really don't know though, I haven't read either Faulkner or Joyce. Cheers.

is Faulkner readable in translations? Not to another romanic language btw

Haha

No

Faulkner is borderline unreadable in his native language to a native speaker. The man wrote by ripping pages out of a dictionary.

what are you trying to translate to then?

>Faulkner is left behind in modern criticism
What?

I think he means he's never appeared on an episode of the Simpsons like Pynchon and Balzac.

simpsonswiki.com/wiki/William_Faulkner

oh yeah

>The man wrote by ripping pages out of a dictionary
This is simply untrue. The worst he'll throw at you is 'abrogate' every other page in Absalom, Absalom! The difficulty with Faulkner for someone unfamiliar to him isn't so much the vocabulary as the sentence structure/length - he is quite fond of long, rich, winding sentences that, if you're receptive to it, carry you on a coursing river of thought and emotion.

I'm not gonna wade through that tome.

No offense, but normies like you need to leave desu. I've been seeing too many recent Veeky Forums posts from normies insulting people for being autistic virgins because they "overwrote" a response to a post. I wouldn't disagree, but Veeky Forums should ideally be the gathering place for autists who need a hobby that will make them feel above everyone else even though they objectively aren't. Too much "BRO I LICKED SO MUCH PUSSY LAST NIGHT LMAO" and we'll probably be going off the deep end

tl;dr wtf r u even trying to say bro i just fugged my gf lol i don't need this shit rn

Exactly

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I'm thankful for these videos because they (well, Stoya at least) brought Supervert to my atention. Necrophilia Variations is an amazing read, unironically.

Their website has a bunch of recommended sites/books etc as well. Odd things considered is one that sticks out, which has its own recs. Really opened a whole new world for me

Eating pussy is Veeky Forums as fuck though. Especially if she gets so into it that she lets out merry little cracks onto your chin.

lmao you don't need to be a butthurt little crybaby just because there are people on your board who've had sex. The fact that OP had a gf was kind of paramount to the premise of his (literature-related) greentext, so there's no real reason for you to get upset about it unless you've got some severely untreated turboautism. In any case, >>>r9k

I really hope I got baited here

I'm not autistic. I'm a behavioral psychologist in training studying the culture of this board for my master's thesis. My post was just another experiment

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Aww that'so sweet, user :3

Are these videos the most Veeky Forums way to jack off? I think this one gave me an old lady fetish
youtu.be/GGsLDioGx9A

I think we can all agree that this is the most Veeky Forums way to masturbate

and

Fette is best girl

>Fette is best girl
>Not Stoya or Stormy

It would be interesting to see how his incredibly provincial language and stream of consciousness would translate. At first blush I would say no, but I could be wrong, I only know french aside from english

> that coalburner
> good girl
pick one and only one

of course he is

this guy, , is just a moron

Why did it take her so long to finish coming? Is that normal for girls? Because for me it's one brief spasm, not more than a couple seconds. Also after I'm done I have a "cooldown period" where I don't like any questing hands on it. If someone was operating on me under the table I would swat them away the moment I was finished and get a nice drink of water and some fresh boxers. But she just sat there and let them continue with the hitachi wand, for several minutes. Women have such deep and mysterious lives, it's all very strange.

What are you?

pls be my gf

>youtube.com/watch?v=-_8-_NoXml0
>muh dick

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He is right, you know

>he thinks he should have authority over what Veeky Forums should look like
You probably also think that immigrants shouldn't have the right to vote, huh

They shouldn't have the right to exist.

At first I though this was yet another kinda funny YouTube semi-porn channel, but turns out this is actually supposed to be art

>Hysterical Literature is a video art series by NYC based photographer and filmmaker Clayton Cubitt. It explores feminism, mind/body dualism, distraction portraiture, and the contrast between culture and sexuality.

Fucking cringe

I think it's kind of funny that people are indulging in masculinity and male sexuality through these feminist videos.

Don't kid yourself, mang. This is nothing but cheap fap material. If the creator chooses to disguise it as some feminist art critique then he's a bellhead. If this is art then so is my spunk.

I read a German translation of Absalom and Sound and the Fury, it was a really great one imo, maybe some of the syntax is lost but the prose was strikingly beautiful and imposing.

I'd give her a few more pearls if you know what I mean
I mean to say that I would ejaculate onto her epidermis, thus simulating the appearance of pearls.

After reading this thread i want to fap, but i believe that orgasm will drain me of energy that could be used to making art. What do?

Film yourself fapping while reading and tell people it's art.

It's all about presentation man. Frame your spunk (what are you, a southerner?) and write an artist's statement

Actually the best thing to do is fap. For one, your sex drive always supersedes your art drive, so it's best to keep it at relatively low levels so there are no distractions. Secondly you can use your sexual frustration as a motivator

>my girl
>implying

STOP

>try to make feminist art films that explore the divide between the mind and the body and explore the depths of female sexuality
>accidentally make the greatest porn of all time

surprise. feminists don't understand male sexuality.

how did you not read everything OP said as "I am a huge virgin" ??

by not projecting

I hope this is trolling because damn...

Surprise. The person who made it is male.

Angry virgins please go.

Both those posts were dripping with irony desu

>It explores feminism, mind/body dualism, distraction portraiture, and the contrast between culture and sexuality.