Is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

War is a simulation of sex.

Sex is a simulation of death.

Death is a simulation of God.

God is a simulation of man.

I like dicks in my mouth.

Man is a simulation of monkeys.

>is competitive sport just a simulation of war?
yes, now enlighten me as to why man alleviates himself from war

Monkeys are a simulation of Charles Darwin.

I like cocks in my mouth.

GTFO OP, this thread is now ours

Charles Darwin is a simulation of Satan.

Satan is a simulation of the greatest adversary, your own self improvement as the unscalable mountain.

Scaling mountains is a simulation of competitive sport.

is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

War is a simulation of sex.

Sex is a simulation of birth

is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

Both birth, and sex, are simulations of your mom.

is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

Is competitive sex just a simulation of sport?

Is apple juice just a simulation of orange juice?

Is a day a simulation of a life?