If i read more will get wittier around girls

if i read more will get wittier around girls

Nobody thinks this except people who want to read to appear intelligent to women

The girl who sucked my dick after I quoted Shakespeare disagrees

This is actually true. As soon as I read Stirner I lost my virginity.

>see a girl waiting for a bus
>I take her handbag
>"excuse me, sir, that's my property" she says, "it's illegal for you to take it from me"
>I reply with a quote from the man (Stirner) himself "Woman, your head is haunted. You habe wheels in your head."
>I then get complete control over her, and she becomes my property
>I can see from her religious eyes, that she didn't expect me to see through her liberal/communistic curtain of spooks
>"Oh, user, your owness. it's huge!" She says in delight
>"I am the unique one indeed" I reply
>we then use each other selfishly for our sexual enjoyment
>after the act, she asks me to give her handbag back
>I shoot her immediatly, sensing she intends to control me
>"psshh... nothing personnel... property..."
>I teleport back to Union Of Egoists headquarters

holy... i want more...

>"user, your owness, it's huge"
>"for you"

Thank you for the laugh

Terrible until the last line, which had me chuckle audibly.

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A short message to anyone who found this miserable post funny: kys