Tell me Veeky Forums if your evolution is so great why aren't all species hermaphrodites/futanari capable of self...

Tell me Veeky Forums if your evolution is so great why aren't all species hermaphrodites/futanari capable of self impregnation without genetic issue if a mate cannot be found? That seems a much more efficient way to get offsprings.

If evolution is real then let it strike me down where I stand!

Evolution will judge you harshly in the afterlife, heretic

Evolution has a dad unlike you.

I see I've discovered a hole in your conspiracy theory

Your argument doesn't make any sense. What you're essentially saying is "if A is good, why don't we see B, when B directly hampers A".
Evolution is largely driven through the exchange of multiple sets of genetic information, i.e. when two individuals with different genomes breed to produce offspring with a variable genome made up of a random combination of the parents' genes.
Self-replication as a process is much less effective at evolution, because the only factor driving genetic variation between generations in this instance are chance mutations.
If evolution is an important factor in determining which species continue to live, we would expect to see that the process which results in increased genetic variability (i.e. Sexual intercourse between multiple individuals) be found in more species, especially more complex ones. And we do see this.

>if a mate cannot be found

If a mate can be found in a high enough percentage of cases, then there is no evolutionary pressure to evolve hermaphrodite capability.

> much more efficient way to get offsprings.

Perhaps the existing method is efficient enough, and no additional efficiency is needed.

When it comes to evolution, necessity is the mother of invention. No necessity? Then no invention.

Sexual differentiation forces genetic variation. If there were an easy way to self-reproduce, there would be no need for sex. Need for sex helps to build social structure, although it isn't always involved or necessary. Genetic variation allows for faster evolution and adaptation to a wider environment.

Because we need genetic diversity I'm order to evolve in the first place

Because we don't need 23 chromosomed niglets running in circles with donald duck in his burning white house.