Almond Milk

>get a bag of almonds
>activate one
>opens up like a transformer and a little head and mouth pop out yelling
>"ALPHA TWO THREE SEVEN!!! FULLY INITIATED!!!!! VRRRRRDDDD!!!! VRRRUUUD!!!!! WE ARE ONLINE!!!! MARK VECTOR SEVEN SIX!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!"
>i just stand there following the almond's all terrain movement across the kitchen table and falls off the edge and breaks
>silence comes back into full focus and i turn to look at the lawn from the kitchen window
>maybe i should mow

calcium is bad for you anyway. it leeches calcium from your bones from too much intake.

same with meat.

...

I work in a vegan restaurant where I activate nuts all damn day long. This is the only method available for proper nut meat.

Its too fucking expensive

T. Jamal

If you can't handle milk then get out

He died as he lived.
An almond.

I'm black and I can handle milk just fine.

Sage.

>buy carton of almond milk bc regular milk gets me sick
>end up shitting my guts out a few hours later anyways
for what cause

This.