Microwaved 'za

Why the fuck would you heat it up?

Lifehack: put cold pizza slices in your toaster

cut it up into 1-inch pieces and fry it in a couple tablespoons of olive out til it's nice and crispy

then throw in a couple eggs, scramble and enjoy

>couple tablespoons of olive oil

how fat are you?

it's a lot of bread and it sucks up the oil

i'm not eating this shit every day

"A couple" is literally "two" (2), so..

so...240 cal?

that's 1/6 of what i can eat in a day.

that's kinda a big deal

jesus christ dude, how are you living on 1500 calories/day

do you do nothing

Well, cut it back a bit then; must cooking is gonna be done "to-taste" anyway.

(That doesn't apply to baking)

Put it in a george foreman grill