Be me

>be me
>taking pee at uni
>nobody else in bathroom
>my older chem prof walks in
>goes to urinal a few down from me
>only the sounds of the streams to be heard
>I look over at him
>he's minding his own business
>"Hey, Mr. user, what chemicals is pee made out of?"
>don't even know what I was thinking
>he almost tries to ignore it and pretend like he didn't hear it
>my sperg self keeps looking at him with a goofy smile
>he looks over, visibly uncomfortable (pic related)
>appears like he's about to say something but doesn't
>wash our hands in silence
>don't want to go to lecture on monday

Why the fuck do I do the things I do. my grade is gonna be fucked

"it's made out of water, you can drink mine if you want to"

Just apologize and tell him you were on drugs.

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this. it works every time

>uni
>talking to professors outside of class
>like they will remember you
>from a 300 student chem101 course

Your first mistake was not even your own. It was your father's, for not wearing a condom and not having the balls to abort something that will suffer it's whole life

Plot twist:

>Be me
>Taking pee at uni
>Just some student also in the urinals
>Go use one a few urinals away from him
>Star peeing
>minding my own business
>The fucking sperg starts looking at me
>He asks "What chemicals is pee made out of?"
>That is some weird fucking question. But whatever.
>I look at him to see his face so I can remember who this fucking sperg is.
>Don't say a thing.
>Wash my hands and leave
>Think about how that student reminds of my autistic self back when I was a student. And the autistic ones are always the good ones so who knows, maybe I can give him a research position this summer.

>"Hey, Mr. user, what chemicals is pee made out of?"
mfw

>not addressing your professor by his first name.

Your professor's an uptight cunt user. Relax, we all have social mishaps and yours was in a tiny bathroom stall with just the two of us. Mine's worse.
>walking with friend to store to get food after lecture
>see other chad semi-friend, he's like hey user, raises his hand for a high five
>end up grabbing his hand in this awkward swing motion and all the happiness drains from his face
>people were watching us
there

Shit son
>talking to a peer outside of offices
>we're talking about life and classes and stuff
>we agree we really like our professor (the building his office is in is right behind us)
>didn't even realize what I was doing
>start loudly talking to my friend all about the mentioned professor
>His personality (no homo), humor, "he makes us work hard but he's not an asshole about it"
>friend suddenly gets silent
>have no idea why, still oblivious
>think my friend is just being a weirdo
>he looks frozenly uncomfortable
>about to ask him what's wrong, but just keep talking about professor
>realize about 4 seconds later that professor was walking by during the whole rant
>I was referring him by name
>friend never stopped me

I wasn't saying anything bad about him but for some reason this was one of the most cringe inducing spaghetti moments for me. Just isn't something you want to get caught doing. I must have looked like an idiot.

>with just the two of us
Professor?

>tfw my students asked me exactly that

i teach high school though and i did answer him while i was rubbing out the last piss drop from my cock

OP you never ever should be talking to your uni prof outside classrooms or his office. It could have worked if you're one of those faggots that pester their lecturers every lunch breaks and 5pm or if you're a dean list model student but you're a literallywho out of his 1000 lecture goers

wtf the fuck were you thinking

>thinking what went wrong in your everyday life

Don't do it if you want depression, be based

>OP you never ever should be talking to your uni prof outside classrooms or his office

Mimimi. Stop being such a bootlicker faggots. You pay their salaries.

>You pay their salaries.
Not really

At a non-shit college: The government pays their salaries

At a shit (read: american) college: The banks pay their salaries, and you only pay the banks.

Yes, Greg?

I'm still kinda curious about the pee if I'm being honest.

>OP you never ever should be talking to your uni prof outside classrooms or his office.

is this serious, are you an autistic Finn or something

where I'm from students and teachers/professors are basically friends, we invite them to the classroom's barbecue party and occasionally to play ball with the lads.

>i teach high school though and i did answer him while i was rubbing out the last piss drop from my cock
pedo detected

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Whether the case, they are there to serve you. Of course, you want to be polite and not an asshole.

You made me lol on a crowded bus, you faggot asshole.