I think im in love bros

She's definitely the queen of Veeky Forums if we go by sheer number of threads

>her

She's an idiot.

She looks good though, it's a real shame about that brain of hers.

>poetry written by women

theres spomething wrong there but cant see what it is

she's pretty beautiful, shame about her poetry.

Ultimate crush

>She does everything she can to fit in with white culture
Does that mean she'll let me fit my white dick into her loo?

>her loo
It's like a shitty romance novel written by an autistic virgin menopausal woman with the fear of God in her.

white women want bcc

who are you?
the cab driver
said
i said
i'm rupi kaur
the poet
and he replied
sorry, don't know you
so i tweeted his picture
and bled
from my cunt
on his car

YAAAASSS KWEEEN freebleeding is hot

I walked into a Barnes and Noble today and they had like 5 copies of her book.
I thought it was a meme, maybe sold online or something.

Would let her discharge her menses on my face and post it to Instagram

why are indian women so damned hot, is it the alchemy of thinning british genes and exotic beauty?

Every poem of hers is about how hairy her legs are and how awesome that is supposed to be. No discernable talent.

No, I think she's just an idiot with no talent.

Indo-Aryan Indian and Persian women are hot as fucking hell

I keep trying to find what it is about their features that drives me nuts

Is it the aquiline noses or the prominent eyebrows or what

So regal looking, I want them to sit on my face and grind around a lot

This is probably a perfect imitation, so I probably have no reason to actually find out more about her.

>Indo-Aryan Indian and Persian women are hot as fucking hell
i know man can't even find them in porn. truly they are the top tier woman.

Too bad she got NUMALED

I hate to participate in a stupid memethread, but this is genuinely a lot better than the real ones.

>Persian
Yeah, it's spooky. You can google image search something random like 'Iran protest' and every other photo will feature at least one very beautiful woman.

persia monir, if you're into gilfs

If you spend all day indoors, this is how you will come to perceive the world around you.
You
have
been
warned.

Are implying she doesn't get pounded by muscular chads on the side?

>tfw
>i will never
>suck on her toes
>and afterwards
>she will rub my
>dick

>i would then
>eat
>her out and make her
>cum
>we would then have
>a cofee and proceed
>to have ortho
>dox
>vaginal intercourse

feels bad

Calm down it was just a guess.

Well it seems pretty off base. She just comes across like some retard with no talent that people think makes deep art but really it's just garbage, like Tao Lin.

Which would be a virtue rather than a crime, were her aphorisms worth anything at all. Our age is in need of a very great aphorist. Rupi Kaur is not it.

I don't disagree. I was just trying to imagine why a publisher picked up her stuff, but someone pointed out her rich parents might have had something to do with it.

Reminds me of that Eragon kid.

>persia monir, if you're into gilfs

uhhh, I just searched for "persian minor porn" and it showed the complete opposite

They deserve eachother. I feel almost as if all the mediocrity of the world were represented in those connubial eyes. It's a beautiful thing. Surely Salieri shall officiate at their wedding.

You guys love poetry? Don't wanna make a thread.
How many of you are into Vladimir Mayakovsky? Here's my favorite poem of all time, it's golden.

To his Own Beloved Self
The Author Dedicates
These Lines

Six.
Ponderous. The chimes of a clock.
“Render unto Caesar ... render unto God...”
But where’s
someone like me to dock?
Where’11 I find a lair?

Were I
like the ocean of oceans little,
on the tiptoes of waves I’d rise,
I’d strain, a tide, to caress the moon.
Where to find someone to love
of my size,
the sky too small for her to fit in?

Were I poor
as a multimillionaire,
it’d still be tough.
What’s money for the soul? –
thief insatiable.
The gold
of all the Californias isn’t enough
for my desires’ riotous horde.

I wish I were tongue-tied,
like Dante or Petrarch,
able to fire a woman’s heart,
reduce it to ashes with verse-filled pages!
My words
and my love
form a triumphal arch:
through it, in all their splendour,
leaving no trace, will pass
the inamoratas of all the ages!

Were I
as quiet as thunder,
how I’d wail and whine!
One groan of mine
would start the world’s crumbling cloister shivering.
And if
I’d end up by roaring
with all of its power of lungs and more –
the comets, distressed, would wring their hands
and from the sky’s roof
leap in a fever.

If I were dim as the sun,
night I’d drill
with the rays of my eyes,
and also
all by my lonesome,
radiant self
build up the earth’s shriveled bosom.

On I’ll pass,
dragging my huge love behind me.
On what
feverish night, deliria-ridden,
by what Goliaths was I begot –
I, so big
and by no one needed?
***
It has similar styling, but it's not like that trash blank verse, it's rhyming in Russian. Mayakovsky also relied a lot on alliteration in his poetry.

>Where’11
wut. It's supposed to be "where'll".

Perhaps someone has already posted this, but this is absolutely absurd. Proof that Kaur (and her "readers") value her book only as a commodity.

Are those her real eyebrows?

>wanted something to embody her collection 'milk and honey'
>uses literal honey in literal milk bottles

like pottery...

>Iran protest

>googles it

You aren't kidding, lad.

The only true Queen of Veeky Forums.

I died for beauty, but was scarce
Adjusted in the tomb,
When one who died for truth was lain
In an adjoining room.

He questioned softly why I failed?
"For beauty," I replied.
"And I for truth - the two are one;
We brethren are," he said.

And so, as kinsmen met a-night,
We talked between the rooms,
Until the moss had reached our lips,
And covered up our names.

shes nothing like tao lin. tao just writes books about his failed relationships and spends his money on drugs

this girl is a con man funded by her rich parents
shes selling fucking honey and milk ffs.

False flag, they are all illuminati actors hired by the high Shah (and his billionous fortune), beautiful precisely to inspire the fervor of 'sheltered' males

i want rupi kaur to piss down my throat desu

like really tilt my head back by grabbing a fistful of my hair, aim right down my esophagus, and tell me to drink it all like a good bitch

write a poem about that, rupi

this

She looks like a cold, unmoving corpse.

YAASSS QUEEN

idgaf m8

Why does Mayakovsky write the way he does?
With lines going here and there.

Anyway, I'm more of a Yesenin guy. Blok, Mayakovsky etc. don't appeal to me.

She'd just type out your post pressing 'enter' at random points, tbph

>hentai

blank verse is still metrical retard. what she does is free verse

Are we being too harsh? It's basically just YA poetry for girls. I've never once seen anybody older than 15 buy the book.

...

Why is Veeky Forums always so enamored by subpar writers who are always so deep in ideology that they literally excrete it from every orifice?

I'm not opposed to a meme or two, but lets face it, the fact that you're even talking about this non-entity annoys me.

shes a qt user don't hate

>posing with a book
>posing with a book you wrote

Because we want a waifu and women can only be mediocre, that's the best they can do. We merely accept them as the eternal plebeians they are and welcome those who try in their weirdly endearing way.

who the fuck reads her own shit and poses for it?

jesus...
poetry is dead

sashagrey,jpg

It's probably a marketing photo for an article or interview. But yeah actually having the book open is odd.

>Salieri
Excellent allusion.

>not "gay sex with hats on" tab
you are a disgrace

fef

>That book
>THICC

Poets do readings all the time brah

It's working.

>tfw no cosmopolitan shiite persian gf who wears a colorful headscarf as a cultural statement and would let me martyrize her tulip
this site has given me the most complex kinks i swear to god

>Open Yale Courses
>Old English
>Alliteration
>Schubert
>Hentai
My broþer from anoþer moþer.

Yes. Emily Dickinson was a genius. She is not my all-time favorite poet, but she is great.

...

Can anybody confirm because now I don't want to read anything she wrote.

came here to post this

>Northern Indian upper-caste girls
oh god do I ever wish I were a soldier of the British Raj

>tfw you will never go back in time and impregnate the daughter of a prominent Indian courtier with your pure white seed, only to take the child from her and abandon her in some backwater, hated by her family, while you send the child to Oxford
Just die in my sleep already

too cruel

i'd just take her & the kid with me and never allow them back home

absolutely qt

Beautiful and Brave.

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

No, she's fucking gross.

I've got a big thing for Indian/Middle Eastern women, but this bitch is ugly desu.

She makes me sad.

bold and brash

tasteless

POO

You sound gross and creepy.

let me help you there rupes

you sound
gross
and creepy
'ugh'

here is your qt, guys

What a Goddess. Indian women are truly more than human.

my Japanese gf is somehow like this, I think she must have some Ainu rapebaby genes in her

Holy shit in this pic she looks exactly like Koume and/or Kotake from Ocarina of Time

EEE HEE HEE HEE

I took a Russian culture class and we read some of his work, pic related is the only one i remember