It was my first ever lecture on linguistics. Half the time I'm not paying attention, something about syntax and phoenetics, I think. I just scan the room to see all my new colleagues. I'd call myself a complete autistic - I like to watch ppl for some reason. I'm trying to do this discreetly, I don't want any of the girls thinking I'm some perv. There's a group qt Asian girls in front of me. I think about fucking them all, and get a half chub. I watch anime and hentai so Asians are my kink. I try to suppress the thoughts though. This is super weird. When I finally look up at the board, the speaker is showing the differences of word order in English and Japanese. The lecturer writes on the board "the girl likes meat" and I mouth it out for some reason. I giggle at the coincidence, thinking about my boner. Then they write in phonetic Japanese: "boku-wa nitu-ga siku desu". Autistically, and without thinking about it, I put on a full on anime girl voice and repeat it. I then realise how loud I was. The whole room turns around to glare at me. The lecturer stops. The Asian girls in front of me stare in disbelief. "T-that was pretty racist, user." The lecturer says as he looks at the group in front of me, shaking his head. "I think you should learn to zip it or leave the room."
I'm fucking embarrassed but can't leave bc of the half-boner. So all I can do is mime a zip across my lips. The lecturer just gives me a disgusted look and moves onto morphology instead.
None of the Asians have sat near me for the entire year. Mfw I hope this semester will be better.
