Do you know any erotic literature that is actually enjoyable to read?

do you know any erotic literature that is actually enjoyable to read?

50 shades I am serious

Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers.

Are you you looking for sexual excitement or enjoyment?

ITT: Women needing literature to play with their vaginas.

i've read one chapter and it was bad. i mean, i'm really not into maledom to begin with. but the writinf was just horrible.

i'm looking for ways to get horny, yes

busted. is that a problem?

>busted. is that a problem?
Not at all, I've already accepted you as base creatures.

is this Veeky Forums or /r9k/?

Don't get offended. There has been numerous philosophers, religious leaders, thinkers, officials, and poets across space, time, and cultures who have all said the same thing about women.

You don't have to subscribe to it, but it would be folly for you to assume that a great deal of men do not see you in this light.

Walk into a bookstore (any bookstore) and observe which literature women have in their hand (which literature is marketed to them). Then observe the literature marketed toward men, and observe what they are holding.

You will find the women's fancy lustful, dramatic romance while the men fancy classics, philosophy, science, or honor.

It's nobodies fault, it's simply biology, chemistry, and cultural influences.

I don't know in which world you live in, but every time I visit a bookstore the vast majority of the customers are women. When I see men, they are not necessarily reading classics or philosophy or something of that nature.

If most women are reading YA and romance or ''muh empowered female detective'' crime novel thing, the same can be said of men, except the crime and romance novels are replaced with sci-fi or fantasy.

Trying to play up the ''superiority of men'' maymay is simply a way for you to give yourself worth without having to work and create merit for yourself.

>poets

Have you read some poetry? Many poets are completely enamored with women.

Roastie getting toasty. Fuck off, my dude.

I'm a male, dumbass.

>also not an argument

120 Days of Sodom is good until it gets really weird

my diary tbqh

Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James.

Don't listen to the shitslinging, if she was really terrible at erotica her fans would've called her out on it and she wouldn't have so many followers.

How frequently those erotica stories involve big penises?

i've read a part of it. action seems scarce and you might only be able to get off if you are into gore and snuff.
maybe i need to give it another try.
or something else by de sade.

going to google this

not my thing. i'm not into the classic "dominant male" stuff

i have no idea

so, just because they have been surrounded by bimos makes their statements valid?

i mean, i agree to some extend. but i am not a fan of general assumptions.

so, do you know any GOOD erotic lit?

But women like reading shit.

that's true. that's fucking true.

Lolita

>i'm not into the classic "dominant male" stuff
Nice.

2 tru famalam they are fucking dumb

The Lustful Turk

nice. i agree. submitting to femdom is the most manly thing a man can do.


already read it. it was kind of ok but also pretty clichée

pic related gets me hard as nails

Have you done any femdom irl before? If so, how is it? Virgin loser here.

will give it a try

i still do. it's great. pretty addictive

nice thread, do you have more of your pic related ?

>it's great.
I mean specifics, I like the idea of femdom but I don't know what it actually entails.

well, that greatly depends on what one likes.
for me, it's owning up to my desires and using a guy solely for my own pleasure and disregard his comfort. for example, riding his face till i cum.

pls be in
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Hmm, I really really like the thought of this. Shame most girls are the other way around.

most girls just haven't discovered the joys of femdom yet. my risky claim is that every girl can be dom if you lure it out of her

Anais Nin- Delta of Venus

die faggots

Actually, I work in a library, and men generally fancy action and thriller books like Lee Child and fantasy, while old men read westerns, and women younger than 30 read YA and cookbooks while women older than 40 read Mills and Boon and knitting books. The middle ground read detective novels.

Most people don't read classics. Bad taste is not gendered.

somebody needs some pegging

Me too. But I also like being a sub.

almost bought that once. got venus in fur instead. was a bit underwhelming.

but short stories sound good for fapping. i'll take a look again

Maybe you're right, I guess they just can't be dom the whole time though, but that's fine I can't be sub forever either.

being able to switch is a sgn of a healthy sexuality in my opinion. only being able to be dom or sub seems pathological.
plus there should also be sex that isn't powerplay to balance things out. atleast in a long term relationship

And men use porn. What's the difference exactly, in the grand scheme of things?

It's very much about women's sexuality. Very useful for comprehending that part of them.

Apollinaire is delightful and funny. Try Onze Milles Verges.

>but short stories sound good for fapping. i'll take a look again
not that guy but ehhh not really
I've been reading it and the stories are weirdly structured, the pacing is off if you want to fap to it
It might be the sort of thing where you're supposed to read the whole story, and then fantasize about it afterward. A couple of them are set up so that the kinky twist is in the last couple of sentences.

Can anyone just list ONE erotic book that isnt lolita or 50 shades of grey? Stop arguing like the faggots u all are.

I couldn't read in public justine from de sade and story of the eye because of boners. I don't know exactly why since I don't even like bdsm things but whatever.

The 120 Days of Sodom
Lolita

Delta of Venus.

the andalite chronicles - K.A. Applegate

Anais Nin's Delta of Venus and Little Birds.
Read Story of the Eye for the first time today and despite the watersports I had to wank about four times throughout the novel.
Philosophy in the Boudoir by de Sade is complete fucking gold in both senses of the phrase.