Reaction doesn't involve stereochemistry

>reaction doesn't involve stereochemistry

>reaction is not air sensitive
>reaction gives a quantitative yield
>reaction requires little to no further purification
>reaction doesnt involve pyrophorric materials
>reaction works reliably every time

I could go on. fuck grad school and fuck chemistry.

>Reaction doesn't require refluxing in inert nitrogen

>reaction doesn't include stoichiometry

>reaction doesn't involve reactants

>Reaction is mixing two pre prepared reagents in solution, putting on a rotation, going out to a bar, getting a full night of sleep, coming back the next day around midmorning and observing a color change

I love have people work for me.

>reaction is graphene synthesis
>for your gf who is outside of town
>unfortunately you are a chemist too
>she asks you to go to her lab and conduct it
>yfw you are a theoretical chemist
>suck it up and go anyway and snythesize some moetherfucking graphene
>while she cheats on you
true story

>Draw the most stable conformation

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, at least you did the classic spit catalyzed cis-trans inversion right.

>reaction involves a 7 or 9 membered cyclo compound

>reaction involved a pepe

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If i cant draw the product how can i be expected to make the product?!?

Pyrophorics are fun you pussy.
I always conduct my syntheses using the most reactive and toxic reagents possible.

>Wet Grignard

>there are actual science people on Veeky Forums

>chemists
>scientists

kek'd
PHYSICS
ONLY

>going around the lab putting clean glassware in its place
>resident Walter White wannabe doing whatever in the hotte not wearing a lab coat
>Suddenly goes "FFFFFFFFF----"
>Guy's looking at his wrist
>"What happened?"
>"Spilled some piranha"
Lmao fucking dumbass will learn

>All the chemists on Veeky Forums are pepetards

>This needs no catalyst

Halt! You have some problem with my Pepe mega colection ++ ?

>>reaction doesn't involve pressures on the order of gigapascals

>spit catalyzed cis-trans inversion
what is this real

>make this

Trips of based.
Doesn't saliva have some kind of isomerase?

>draw all resonance forms
>2 benzenes

process simulation module doesnt involve differential equations

>having to use hydrazine, nitrobenzene or Raney-nickel

>pouring water in your lab partners acetone bottle
D E V I L I S H

>lab report requires you to put your name as well as your partner's name
>leave without telling my partner my name

Enjoy losing half a mark, kid.