Describe pic related in your best prose

Describe pic related in your best prose

>even alt-right superstars are dating numales now
What the hell happened??

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the concept of 'the human' stopped being relevant around 50 years ago. since then, all consciousness has only ever been oscillating between two states: 'horny' and 'searching for the relevant jpeg'.

whast this OwO

avantegard-post-modernist poerty

its all my deep feelings expressed geometrically, angularly, tidily, sadly, depressively, sexy, shitty, alphabetically, deterministically, calmly, profoundly and archaically

its all about the expression of the soul genderquerr dragon queen pandemonicsexuallistic atheistically sexual (ie virgin)

Eventually humans became disconnected from the task of all other living organisms, to survive, and had to find other things to do

trigger warning: never warned

>you cannot handle my potions!

Wait i have perfect reaction pic for this just give me one minute...

IF I SEE THAT FACE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

He looks like a real life bad photoshop.

im so fucking alone. i just want someone to hold.

>This is the leader of the alt-right

I would read anything you have to say.

Is he the most important figure of our time? Perhaps not, but his multi-faceted critique of the new romantic transcendentalism evolving within the alt-right, itself a youthful movement, laid important groundwork for the intellectual war against the angst-riddled, sexually frustrated early-to-mid 20 year olds of the newest head in the ugliest leviathan - american conservatism.

The world was in his debt, but his name remained a mystery to us all, so we wrote the check to his immortal memory, to Neville Nu-male.

I like it.

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

THE NU MALE INQUISITOR

ANSWER MY RIDDLE AND YOU GET TO LIVE, FILTHY ALT-RIGHT SCUM

kek

bretty good

Who the fuck is this nigger and why do I see him on every board?

pillows are doing the trick for me these days

he's the postmodern boxxy

Literally who

A SUPERPOWERED MIND

A MECHANICAL CANINE

HE RESCUES THE DAY FROM SURE DESTRUCTION

They are just there to fulfill the role of husband in their cuckold fantasies.

Into the stars
To buy candy bars
Rides a kid with a knack for invention
With a super-powered mind
And mechanical canine
Rescues the day from sure destruction
This is the theme song
Of Jimmy Nu-Male