On a scale of 0 to 10 rate the quality of each statement

On a scale of 0 to 10 rate the quality of each statement.

On a scale of 0 to 5 rate the quality of English in each statement.

Also, which statement do you think is most offensive?

you can not be serious.

Pardon me?

Post this on tumblr, facebook, or whatever the fuck you kids use.

Why not Veeky Forums? Also, rate and let us know which statement is most.offensive.

I'm confused.

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>0.5, if the personal lost a loved one to AIDS. Otherwise, 0.

dude, you have some serious issues with your coworkers and former bullies. these texts seem forced to me, and stating them would most likely come across forced as well

>eat someones AIDS
eat AIDS? are you actually serious? this is just plain retarded, something a 12 year old kid would say and think its smart. you dont "eat" AIDS. the 2nd one is pathetic because its so specific.
>hug a person infected with ebola
its like, these two statements are dumb and retarded for two opposing reasons. once you have that kid-like "eat aids" shit, then you have the extremely specific and forced, autistic description of hugging someone sick.

the eat soup with a fork statement at least seems like something you havent thought about for hours, so thats a plus. still its dumb.

>tumblr, facebook
You forgot to mention Twitter. I've never seen witty posts on Veeky Forums, though? Is Veeky Forums idiot?

You pretty much don't understand sarcasm.

What does the 3rd one even mean? Care to elaborate?

Not literature, reported. Fuck off.

I have no idea man, but mentioning AIDS to someone who has a negative, personal association with AIDS might upset them, so, you know, 0.5.

I'd rather reread Virginia Woolf than rate your autism.

>eat AIDS? are you actually serious? this is just plain retarded
Hahahahahaha you're retarded. The statement imply the person he/she use to be in high school are worse than AIDS.

Have you never seen a person here say "cancerous post?" Also, I'm hardly certain you have ever heared Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box" song where in the lyric he say "I wish I could eat your cancer."

OP's posts are creative and safe to say beyond Veeky Forums standard looking at the replies.

Yeah, you're too high for it leave.

>2nd one is pathetic
You mean most offensive?

Joyce would slap your entire face, dumbass.

What do you guys think about second statement? I seriously don't get it. Not sure if irony or sarcasm. Will someone please care to enlighten?

Here's picture of a person infected with Ebola. Will anyone hug him? Also, if you do, you''ll get infected too.

>pathetic
What do you mean by that?

t. OP

Bumping because curiosity

i'd rather talk to a nigger than answer this thread

Nigerian here and I want answer.

Which statement do think is most offensive, user? lol

>2.5
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And second maybe

Why 0 for second?

I like this, user. Respect.