Looks at bookshelf

>looks at bookshelf
>realize theyre all written by hetero cis white men

>look at bookshelf
>surprised at how many gays there are

>looks at bookshelf
>realize they're all unread

I know this feel. Wilde, Mishima, Rimbaud, Mann, Buroughs, etc

I have several gays, a couple blacks, and a few women. But you're mostly right.

>looks at bookshelf
>realize theyre all written by hetero cis white men

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

>looks at bookshelf
>realize I'm actually a bear

>bookshelf
>he doesn't have all his books stored into his kindle

It's like you want me to call you a pleb.

Yea but legit, I haven't read a book by a woman since I read To Kill A Mockingbird when I was 15. Are there even any good female writers? I feel like I would like poetry written by women better.

CRASH! We decided your pretend genders disqualify you from membership in this family. You have until sundown to leave.

Sometimes I wonder if I am a secret fig myself

>kindle
my condolences

if you don't have books by non-hetero authors you are missing out on ridiculously large swaths of the western canon and are therefore a pleb

>look at bookshelf
>realize I have no bookshelf because I use an ereader

Should I just use a rope or look into that whole carbon dioxide bag thing?

>look at bookshelf
>actually just books on the floor

>look at bookshelf
>healthy mix of western literature and eastern philosophy/literature
I only have maybe two female authors

What an impressive hunk of plastic you have you must enjoy your "hobby"

>wanting to read literature by homo, non-cis, non-white women

>doesn't like hart crane or rimbaud
lol

>look at book shelf
>it's actually three laundry baskets full of mostly textbooks

>look at bookshelf
>no women

>looks at bookshelf
>realize it has books on it

>look at bookshelf
>shoot myself in the fucking head

>carbon dioxide
No you fucking moron. Carbon dioxide building up in your blood makes you panic and choke on the air and gasp. If you're gonna do it, you use helium.