Bookish Girls

>Start talking to cute girl
>She's a literature major
>I ask of her, her favorite authors
>She says anything post-modern or post-colonial
>Starts name dropping: Woolf, Vonnegut, etc.
>"Oh haha, is DFW post-modern? I'm reading Joyce at the moment."
>No reply yet

Why am I such a pseud, Veeky Forums?

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>>I ask of her, her favorite authors
>>She says anything post-modern or post-colonial

if it's any consolation she sounds far worse than you do.

>>"Oh haha, is DFW post-modern? I'm reading Joyce at the moment."

Is post-modern a real thing? It sounds like a made up term pseud academics use to sound intelligent.

>pseud

So is this the new Veeky Forums word that means nothing

You've got a dictionary. Time to learn a new fucking word bucko

>new

>So is this the new Veeky Forums word

is this your first day here or something?

By new I mean newly popular dipshits.

we know what new means. it's still not that, you fucking pleb.