Go out to grab some fast food

>go out to grab some fast food
>"oh new specials going on! wonder what it will be"
>Hi welcome to Carls Jr. would you like to try our Jalapeno Double cheeseburger
>Ask what is on it
>Jalapenos
>shitracha sauce
>Double pepper jack cheese
>Fuck No! I'm not trying to get an ulcer from you guys
>pull around get my rib burger and explain to the guy that maybe they should do better specials than spicey food and take in to account their clientele

Why the fuck do fast food places always make their specials spicy stuff? Most of us normal humans like to enjoy the food we pay for without burning up our insides.

Just stop being white.

This. White people just can't handle spicy food.

>Didn't give any suggestions to the guy at the window

How are they supposed to know what to make instead? What are you, stupid?

Nothing to do with it.
See the last line, I mention they should keep it in mind. I don't think he took me seriously though.

I fucking love spicy food. You suck at life.

Why does a fast food menu enrage you so much?

>Deliberately avoiding toxins and irritants makes me "suck at life"

Okay, wow

>Most of us normal humans
That's why its special, you fucking retard. Don't like it don't buy it don't eat it. Not hard.

>and explain to the guy that maybe they should do better specials

Hey autismo, the kid at the window has neither the power nor the care to make changes like this.

Agreed. OP you being a faggot doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy a good burger.

I feel you my fellow red-blooded American, these companies need to cater to the majority of their customers; people who aren't thrill-seeking daredevils who get off on incomprehensible pain. I hope they see reason and have a nice and delicious boiled chicken breast on white, with no cheese or seasonings to take away from the wholesomeness of this exquisite meal.

>Fuck No! I'm not trying to get an ulcer from you guys
Are you fucking 72 years old

No but I would like to live to see that age without having ulcers, now bowels, and my taste buds somewhat intact

You're a queer. Off yourself for the good of the species.

>toxins
Red flag that you dont know what youre talking about.

Capsaicin may have important potential for promoting vascular and metabolic health

Google it

>actually falling for OP
How lonely are you housewives?

>Telling a fast food worker to change the menu
PLEB

>go out to grab fast food
>"oh new specials going on! wonder what it will be"
>"Hi welcome to Carl's Jr. would you like to try our JalapeƱo Double Cheeseburger?
>"Hi I'm a massive faggot! I'm gonna bitch about your menu as determined by corporate, after analyzing consumer trends as to what may be a popular, high selling, specialty food item!"
>"I uhh..."
>"I want a rib burger!"
>make rib burger with extra spit and jizz
>post about it on autistic image board

Has everything to do with it. Adapt and stop being a lesser white lifeform.

How are you the Superior Race if you can't handle spices?

How does your race rape and pillage for spices yet have no idea how to handle nor use them?

>tfw white
>tfw blue eyes brown hair
>tfw I eat spicy food a lot.
>tfw I live in Commiefornia

I'm a spic aren't I

>tfw smoker
Spice is the only thing i can taste.
I don't have the will power to quit.

Not only does capsaicin not give you ulcers, it is actually good for you in many ways. Oh and also, you are a fat fuck and will die young.

>cuckafornia
Yup you're a spic all right