Go out to grab some fast food

>tfw white
>tfw blue eyes brown hair
>tfw I eat spicy food a lot.
>tfw I live in Commiefornia

I'm a spic aren't I

>tfw smoker
Spice is the only thing i can taste.
I don't have the will power to quit.

Not only does capsaicin not give you ulcers, it is actually good for you in many ways. Oh and also, you are a fat fuck and will die young.

>cuckafornia
Yup you're a spic all right