Ayo DFW back up in this mawfucka Bout to spit some PoMo Flow My Nigga Tommy P, get at me Prepare for hot bars of Doom Also, fuck you, Harold Bloom! Ayo, so, but then, it goes like this: Ayo my homie pass the Blotter Get my shit high. Epiphany: This Is Water Weed smoke to my dome, white banner flying, Thinkin of my Moms, The Bitch had me crying Fuck Harvard, yo, I dropped the fuck out That's when I met a new literary scout I wrote some shit, yeah, it was 'ight About some bitch and her crazy plight Now I'm finna unload my Best Shit's gonna cash, funny, a true Infinite Jest My prose is swag-central, Swag-O--Matic I wrote a potboiler, The Corrections, I told my homie Franzen he could have it I needa get my dick sucked to scratch an itch I got no love for hoes tho, I'll throw a table at a bitch Yo, girl, show me the tushy, let me at that Audience Pussy Blast your O-Ring with my load Orin is me, I still ain't no love for hoes Let me tell you again who I am: Davey Wallace, bitch, and this ends my jam
Gavin Wood
If you spent another hour editing it would have been funny.
Nathaniel Williams
You aren't funny.
Lincoln Carter
>haters
Jacob Long
also >implying I'd edit a post I spent a total of 2 minutes thinking up and typing
Ethan Reyes
Ya lad, we know how long you spent on it.
Cooper Wilson
that's not what he wrote. THIS is hat he wrote.
Hey my name is david foster wallace and I'm here to say I got the freshest lines, don't go away I can rhyme orange with door hinge fuck you dumbass ass niggas white people supreme bitch don't ream just cum and cream lick my dick suck out the cream this ain't no dream you sucking my cream right out my peen!
Asher Howard
ok maybe five minutes I'm sorry you lie about how much time you spend on things though
>projecting
Noah Martinez
I think you need to stop reading and reading about dfw
Josiah Reyes
Here's another that goes out to you from DFW's ghost it's called suck my dick, user
Yo, I'm getting sick if your spergy shit Stick your head in a bag and take a helium hit So not even your mother has to put up with your lack of wit Your rightful place: on a chink board Spewing your trite opinions on the written word Your second rightful place: down on your knees While I, Daddy Wallace, hit a blunt full of dem trees Mouth open, user, as I unsheathe my thing I call it Big Daddy, or The Pale King
