Issue: My girlfriend hates cooking, is a vegetarian, but is allergic to nuts

Go vegan. You can't accidentally cook something with meat if you can't eat it either. Make seitan and tofu entrees. You can batch-cook homemade frozen dinners so she can eat when you're not there.

I managed to get my girlfriend to start cooking when I pointed out that all those days she felt stamina and happiness was when I was cooking her proper meals.
She can now cook a little bit

Tell her to grow the fuck up and learn to function like a fucking adult either that or tell her to gtfo

>do more work after committing to a diet you may not enjoy so she can keep her responsibility free life
I thank God every day for making me a faggot

> unless it's frozen fish, she has no idea how to cook it.

How does she cook the frozen fish? It can't be that different to how you'd cook fresh fish...

Tried this. she'll eat it all for every meal of the day and it'll most likely last like a day and a half max. The laziness is that bad.
We do this.
The issue isn't us coming to a compramise, she cleans the house, does the dishes, etc. It's that when I am not cooking she basically just starves or scrounges up what ever she can that takes minimal effort
Who knows ... the thought of it I guess intimidates her.
She says she doesn't learn from just being told once or twice or shown, she learns by doing it over and over. Which I think is just an excuse for her being impatient and lazy. Called her out a few times on it and she just goes all typical woman and turns it around on me.

You're an embarrassing human for enabling and dating this trash. I can only imagine what terrible problems you must have...

>She expects everything to just be prepared for her or instant

Stop cooking for her. Make your own food, and offer it to her. With meat.

Here's the thing - you're kissing her ass. You will never know if she actually loves you, or if she's just in it because you accept that she's 8 years old and pamper her and she knows finding another person to do it would be hard. Pampering and ass-kissing is only to be used full-time in relationships that are purely sexual. That's an exchange of services. Sex in exchange for spoiling.

No healthy romantic relationship involves your partner not making concessions for your comfort. If I had some debilitating illness like liberalism, I wouldn't ask my wife to make me vegan shit that would take an hour of her time each day. She may offer, but I'd learn to cook myself just so she didn't have to suffer because I couldn't handle tasty animals. That is how it is supposed to work.
>"Honey, let me."
>"No, honey, I'll do it, you go relax."
>"Why don't we do it together?"
That is how it's supposed to go.

>she'll eat it all for every meal of the day and it'll most likely last like a day and a half max.

She'll eat 7 days of food in 36 hours? I get that it's salad, but that has to branch off into other foods. How fat is she, exactly? Is she a fat princess? Because those are the worst kinds.

I've been cooking since I was 11 years old, and I cooked for a family of 8. Tell your girlfriend to get off her ass and make a fucking baked potato. or fry some cabbage, These are both easy meals, and don't let her use the vegetarian card on you cause I'm a vegetarian to.