Computer science is eas-

>>C (not C++)

and stay out

if you need oop in scientific programming you are literally doing something wrong.

>using matrixA.add(&matrixB) rather than A+B

>Python number 1? What the hell
>C isnt even on the list
>Assembly lol

>muh operator overload
>what are macros i'm twelve and I don't know!!

>macros

#define true false

C and C++ are so similar it's really not worth making two separate categories for them

Then why do 'Python' and 'I program in a meme language' get their own categories?

>i need the standard or the compiler to hold my hand because I'm a child who can be trusted with responsibility

*can't
shit this grammatical error has made me lose the argument.

At least it isn't Perl/Ruby/Javascript/Java/PHP/brainfuck/whitespace

>Look at me mommy, I'm walking in the middle of the highway
>Only dem brainlets walk on the sidewalk over there

Cuz brainlets can't write c++ well and never truly master any language, so they're forced to use ten unnecessarily high level languages to do something that can be accomplished with one.

Haskell is a meme and C is a dead language.

wow solid argument here brother, you sure told me.

youtube.com/watch?v=KlPC3O1DVcg

>C is a dead language

Yeah because iphone apps, arduinos, and basically all embedded systems are so dead

Posting that video worsened your nonexistent argument. Just look at the like bar and read the comments on that video

>the guy who invented c++
>saying C is obsolete
it checks out
>C is obsolete goyim, you should use my superior C++ language
>also don't forget to buy the book and merchandise hehehehe...

Nice autistic screeching,

>'I don't program' as an option

>read the comments on that video

Have you

>C is not obsolete because old code is written in C

Does that mean ADA and APL aren't obsolete too?

>C is low level

Typical /g/tards that have no idea what high level and low level are. C and C++ are both high level languages.

>Linus

More /g/nu/faggotry.

How lazy is that algorithm, that it doesn't even switch a few bytes ahead ever

hi newfag here

what language should i learn, and where is the best place to be coder, and why? serious answers pls

Of course I read them, that's why I told you to read them

>C is a high level language
What are you talking about? C is literally one step up from ASSEMBLY. Do you program by sending sequences of 5v and 0v binary to the computer?

It's easy to understand to me. And I'm not that smart.

>Bash
topkek, it's almost like people are claiming to be capable of writing anything meaningful without having to do 3 hours of research on stack overflow for every 10 lines

>chemfag doesn't understand bubble sort

>tfw too black to be smart

I guess it's intentional but putting Java amongst the meme languages is kind of defeating the purpose of the poll.

I think it doesn't really matter.
Generally it should be enough to learn coding in one language, once you've figured out how things work picking up a second language is mostly learning the vocabulary.

SMUG / 10

>computer science thread
>it's just full of shitty opinions about programming languages
>no cs in sight

>a loop is hard

That's like one of the easiest things, wtf are you ok about

>fucking bubble sort is "hard"

STOP.

>not programming in machine code

notation is one of the hardest things to get over when youre learning something new but everything is easy once youre able to read it as plain english in your head. this is probably obvious but im saying it because ive noticed that a lot of people ( mostly gooks) cant process formulaic math or code this way because they have computer brains or something like that.

Yes, Bubble Sorting is incredibly Easy. Freshman Level.

Coding for Dummie Kids

>using temporary variables
>not using an ingenious math trick to exchange values
>CamelCase

you son, you couldnt be more wrong
i hate brainlet thinking that c++ is some kind of expanded c

This proves that Veeky Forums has become overrun by /pol/

>>using temporary variables
>>not using an ingenious math trick to exchange values
Ever heard of pipelining? No? Well, not that I'd expect it from /tv/.

XOR swap makes your program slower

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as "programming languages", is in fact, C, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, C plus plus. "programming languages" is not a language unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully C system made useful by the C headers, shell utilities and shared libraries components comprising a full Position independent code as defined by POSIX.
Many Veeky Forums users run a modified version of the C language every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of C which is widely used today is often called “programming language”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the C language developed by the Dennis Ritchie. There really is a "programming language", and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the object code file they use.

>taking the bait
>pipelining
>bubble sort
pick one kiddo

>bubble sort s ""hard""

OP is either a beginner Kid or very retarded.

Amen.

>>What are you talking about? C is literally one step up from ASSEMBLY. Do you program by sending sequences of 5v and 0v binary to the computer?

>This is seriously what brainlet cs majors actually believe

It's so sad that most CS programs are so watered down now they waste half of their computer architecture course learning C rather than learning about hardware or assembly like x86/ARM/PPC.

>Supporting Java

is that way

>post bait thread
>realise 5 minutes later it was a mistake because I hate shitting up the place myself
>I'll delete it later whatever
>come back to all these replies
jej

>pipelining

Sorry, but the correct answer was assembly restrictions. The xor/cmp instructions require one of the operands to be a register so you have to load into a temporary register first. At that point you may as well call xchg+mov and be done with it. Team CS losses the round.

>Do you program by sending sequences of 5v and 0v binary to the computer

Yes, it's called Verilog and VHDL.

I'll take pipelining, thanks

And there will be lots of it, since the JVM will automatically unroll the loop

I only program in the most superior language

I fucking hate you

>Wanting accurate information on something means you support it.