Hall of Horrors

this one time i found half a takeaway pizza in the street, the kind that is barely even pizza that youd buy when shitfaced from a brown man at 3AM.
it was winter so it was frozen solid and i figure it couldnt have too much bacteria on it since it had basically came out the oven and straight into nature's freezer so i took it home, reheated it and ate it

well ck got me on MRESteve. every episode I watch the chillest dude ever give himself food poisoning.

I used to take the cream out of Vienna fingers (not sure if I spelled it right I always called then Venice fingers) and scoop the cream out and roll it into a ball and eat the cream ball
It's hard to get the ball into a good circle with my hands so I used to roll it with my hands against this one wall in my house for a pretty long time, like minutes, it would make a great ball shape and tasted somewhat clean
But I guarantee it was dirty and disgusting as fuck

I imagine you had a neck beard nest

I worked at Applebee's for a while and the filth was pretty much everywhere, but under the expo like was particularly horrible.

I watched the kitchen manager drop a baked potato that rolled under the counter. She reached under, examined it, and brushed it off before plating it. Will not eat there still.

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Used to work for a soul food restaurant. One Sunday we got a clan of inbred beetus whales. Papa Hambeast took a piece of cornbread and crushed it in his hand to judge its quality because he can tell if cornbread is good or not by how it crumbles. It was great quality according to him. Not good enough to make any effort to clean his mess in any way, but good enough to eat. To this day it's still the most autistic thing I've ever seen.

I dare you to break in and post an interior tour

Currently the place I work at

>new host is chatting with another coworker by the side of the bar
>the side of the bar has a stack of napkins for customers
>motherfucker is resting his head and pubic facial hair on the napkins, for everyone to see
>point out to retard and ask him what the fuck is he doing
>few weeks later, he's prepping salads
>but before this he is sweeping the floor and putting his hands all over nasty shit as he is sweeping the floor
>casually goes back to mixing shit in the salads, no washing his hands/gloves nothing

I cannot fathom as to how people can't grasp the concept of keeping clean or having any sort of awareness for shit like this. It legitimately makes me fucking angry at how careless and ignorant people can be. It's always the fucking college kiddies at their first job.

This is just scratching the smegma coated surface of the number of shit I see in this place on a daily fucking basis.

I just ate some pizza that has been on my floor for three days.