Why do fries and coke go together so well?

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I am here only for the memes kiddo

because you're a fat slob addicted to sugary carbs, so you think this is the best stuff ever.

I just had popcorn earlier and a glass of milk right after and it was extremely satisfying taste-wise

DUDE

Bean/cheese quesadilla is a cornerstone of poor food-kino.

You are literally, objectively, and unironically a roody-poo fag

Fries and chocolate pudding.
Tendies and apple butter.
Totino's pizza rolls and BBQ sauce.

>Fries and chocolate pudding.
>Tendies and apple butter.

Hockey and beer

>He doesn't know about fried starch with a sweet dip
>He's never had a chicken and apple sausage