Tfw no math gf

>tfw no math gf

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>integral by parts
>"math"

What is this 2nd grade? That's not real math.

A Jew/White/Asian Math major Girl is the best option for a girlfriend/wife/waifu ever for any STEM male who wanna High IQ offspring.

>wanting a special snowflake STEM girl as a gf

Trust me on this one pals. You should try to get the most traditional girl you want, perhaps with some extra fun hobbies for the road. That is because the moment a girl can feel proud just because she is a girl, the problems start happening.

Case in point: feminism.

>not posting the superior waifu

Her tits are so flat she might aswell be a man. You are literally gay if you like that "woman".

Her videos are fine though, but so are numberphile's and you'll never catch me wanting to fuck Brady you fucking degenerate.

they're mostly attention whores and have tons of beta orbiters.
the ones that are really into math and science often end up bitter and lonely because they're wasting their most fertile years.

Scientifically, why are ugly women attractive now?

Safer bet, less options, higher loyalty statically ? Guessing...

I'll be your gf if you're a girl

I'd fuck Brady.

They aren't, you are just in a board with 90% lonely males who are so desperate they have even started fapping to traps.

Because of the internet, ugly women can see the actions of these lonely men and they learn how to play them like a violin. Are you ugly, fat and disgusting? JUST BECOME A GAMER GIRL. Go to a con and you'll have 50 guys wanted to fuck you, and one of them will be moderately attractive so you go girl. Don't have time for hobbies but your parents already forced you to be in university? STEM! You will have a collection of over 100 virgins who will passive aggressively fight over you with each other and do everything for you, while you use that artificial popularity to attract someone more attractive than all of them combined to give you that good fucking you deserve.

I hope you have a vagina you were born with.

*raises paw*

I wasn't actually desperate when I started fapping to traps, just bored of vanilla sex and vanilla porn

>not a robowaifu
leave

>*raises paw*
Jesus fucking christ.

>I wasn't actually desperate when I started fapping to traps, just bored of vanilla sex and vanilla porn

Bull fucking shit. I've also gotten bored of vanilla porn and sex plenty of times. But I don't fap to traps because I am not fucking gay. There are so many options out there for non-vanilla porn, even some really fucked up shit, that is still completely heterosexual.

You chose to fap to traps because you like cocks, but because you live a lie you convinced yourself that a cock in a nicer packaging may not be gay. But newsflash, even if he looks like a qt [math] 4\sum_{k=0}^{\infty} \frac{(-1)^k}{2k+1}[/math] , if he has a cock then you are gay.

>I like cocks

I tested your theory already. Tried to fap to gay porn. No dice whatsoever. Maybe I'm in some kind of weird sexual grey area but I can fap to trap porn because it's kind of radically titillating even if it disgusts me IRL.

I'm mostly just into fucking things

>Tried to fap to gay porn. No dice whatsoever.
Trap porn IS gay porn. You already like it, you are gay. You are not the first homosexual who likes girly men. Why do you think that when you see gay parades you see really flashy, colorful and girly acting motherfuckers. You know who does are? Those are bottoms, like for a top to fill their bootyhole.

Congratulations, you are at least a top. Which is still gay, but not that gay.

Based /r9k/ poster.

I am a supreme being who has transcended sexual competition and have dedicated my life, brain and penis to number theory. But I have some friends studying engineering and they tell me that the only 2 girls in their entire faculty (not only year, not only course, FACULTY) are literally queens and all the men are basically peasants for them.

Gay men don't even like trap porn. Trap porn is men masquerading their hardest to be women. Gay men like men who are men.

It's more likely that you have been culturally conditioned to immediately cast the veto vote on anything that resembles a penis on your screen, I was like that too until I got bored one day

>Gay men don't even like trap porn.
Correction: some gay men don't. Obviously some gays like manly men, but some like girly men, and many are also inside the closet and because we live in a religious society they want to pretend they are straight by masturbating to girly men and pretending it is not gay.

>It's more likely that you have been culturally conditioned to immediately cast the veto vote on anything that resembles a penis on your screen.

Yeah, because I'm not gay.

Feels good to be majoring in English and having all the cuties with short bangs and long hair to myself

It must also feel good that none of them consider you a real man and think of you as barely a low tier hookup.

...

Personally I think you have to have some level of romantic feelings for men in order to actually be gay

I don't, so I don't sweat it, we are all smelly monkeys with superiority complexes at the end of the day

Works for me. Still a happy man

Do you have romantic feelings for your traps? If so you are gay on your standards. But regardless, you watch gay porn which means you are gay or at least bi.

That said, maybe we are all monkeys with superiority complexes, but you should accept that you are a gay monkey.

>Not learning abstract algebra from a certified qt
mathbff is weak

She is an actor.

Sandy Hook crisis actors amirite?

mathbff also dresses strangely -- showing her cleavage, etc. it's really ridiculous

No, not at all. I'm pretty sure it's more of the idea of fucking and making someone my bitch.

I think there is a reason why a notably higher amount of men have sex with each other in prisons, men will fuck a lot of things to get off, even their own hands

as I said I'm disgusted by the idea of it IRL but during a fap sesh on my computer I'm kind of in primal mode, same logic kind of applies to guys who fap to fat chicks, grannies, piss porn ,etc

Yeah, mathbff is just an educated slut. And not even that educated. She is a slut that knows what integrals are.

If you want to make someone your bitch, why not use a bitch? A real one, a real woman.

Bitches is literally what they are called. Why not make a bitch your bitch?

youtu.be/QudbrUcVPxk?list=PLi01XoE8jYoi3SgnnGorR_XOW3IcK-TP6

>not learning abstract algebra from a trilingual succubus
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In all seriousness though the videos aren't that rigorous and yea she's not really a math gf.

I have only ever fucked girls, 11 of them. I'm pretty sure trap sex would actually be really gross, that's why it's relegated to fap material

I think psychology is a little more complex than you think, what with the whole internal battle between primal nature and frontal lobe logic

>Jesus fucking christ.

how nu r u

>uses the word n
Jesus motherfucking christ.

they're nice basic intros i'll give them that.