*holds up finger and drinks deeply from coffee cup*

No one actually acts like this.

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>walk into local coffee shop
>this is hanging on the wall behind the counter

I like coffee but I want this meme to fucking die.
coffee is like the new bacon right now

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If you need coffee to live, you weren't made for this planet. Stop having a shit lifestyle.

Now you may speak

Grogginess in the morning is usually cause by dehydration. Drink some water

'no'

Don't talk to me or my coffee mug ever again

>coffee shop talks about how good coffee is

No user, you are the autist.