Dad walks in

>dad walks in

What are you reading, son?

>it's Dad's copy, and the pages are sticky

>"do you want what? lolita?"

>y-y-yes p-please, it's, uh, for a friend

My dad bought my copy

>parents aren't Veeky Forums enough to recognise Lolita
They don't even bother asking me what I'm reading anymore.

lol at this board being populated by children who are scared of their parents. not to mention the parents'd be seeing them read an internationally renowned and almost universally appreciated novel.

I had to argue with my dad to get him to allow me to read that in 9th grade lol

It's a joke you fucking retard

Jesus christ I swear to god the people on this board are more autistic than people on KC