Dad walks in

>dad walks in

What are you reading, son?

>it's Dad's copy, and the pages are sticky

>"do you want what? lolita?"

>y-y-yes p-please, it's, uh, for a friend

My dad bought my copy

>parents aren't Veeky Forums enough to recognise Lolita
They don't even bother asking me what I'm reading anymore.

lol at this board being populated by children who are scared of their parents. not to mention the parents'd be seeing them read an internationally renowned and almost universally appreciated novel.

I had to argue with my dad to get him to allow me to read that in 9th grade lol

It's a joke you fucking retard

Jesus christ I swear to god the people on this board are more autistic than people on KC

>people who are disgusted by Lolita don't exist

whats KC?

>10 year old sister walks in
What are you reading user?

Kike Chan

It's a website like Veeky Forums but only for jews.

Your diary desu

>dolores and all mentions of her are scratched out and have your name written on top

krautchan

So it's just like /pol/?

lol at this board being populated by angry little neckbeards

lol at this board

>tfw dad has read Veeky Forums shit like Joyce up until FW and Lolita
>still loves pleb tier dad-core stuff like stephen king
Its confusing desu
*whips cock back into pants* Im reading KNOCK THE FUCKING DOOR YOU LITTLE CUNT.

Captcha: door shut

>Dad reads Dean Koontz
>Stepdad unironically loves the Jack Reacher books
I think I'll be fine