Start smoking cigarettes to become a good writer

>LUNG CANCER
enjoy your memes faggot

most major cancers are going to be curable in 30-40 years thanks to kinomics, immunotherapy and CRISPR/cas9

>does retarded and unrelated things in order to become a "good writer"

That was my final step, after I got published and famous

I did the same thing

stupid superstitious cargo culting behavior

I was 100 times more productive vaping with some coffee this last semesters when I had to shit out the occasional paper

yep the lung cancer you get in the next 10 - 20 years sure is going to wait to kill you in about 30-40 years, it's not as though most people diagnosed with lung cancer die within the first year of diagnoses with a slim chance of survival estimated at around fifty-five percent for a five year survival term if diagnosed early which only around fifteen percent of lung cancer cases are, if not caught early your chance of survival plummets to a meager two to four percent.

>start wearing circle rim glasses
>wear suits, pop my collar and adorn with red fancy ties and ascots
>start calling things "spooks"
>open a milk shop
>business fails because people can buy milk anywhere nowadays.

Man, I wish I could smoke. If smoking was not unhealthy I would smoke all day. I really love it. Had to quit though because of health problems.

But most great writers lived in a time before tobacco came to Europe.

lol

It's another episode of an effeminate nu-male copying actions of the writers of the past because he thinks it'll make him like them episode

>tfw your favorite author was gay so you decide to try getting your ass fucked and end up getting aids

>implying all the best writers aren't funky chinamen

>smoking will give you lung cancer in 10 to 20 years

cancer.org/cancer/non-small-cell-lung-cancer/about/key-statistics.html

it won't

Until now I have smoked 1 pipe with water condensation on beginning work in the morning, a miniature cigar after lunch, equal to 1-2 cigarettes, another pipe at 4 o'clock, after supper another little cigar, and generally another pipe about 9:30.

A little tobacco helps me to concentrate and conduces to my peace of mind.
- C. G. Jung

>Implying anything of worth has been written in China in the 500 years they have had tobacco

>tfw your favorite author was diddled as a kid and you weren't
>tfw never going to make it now

>tfw favourite author wasn't diddled as a child and you wwre
>tfw never going to make it and can't stop crying

Sounds like you jumped the gun - now you will never complete your pre-planned life cycle, for you planned too soon.

>many great writers used to wear collar shirts
>THAT MEANS IF I WEAR A COLLAR SHIRT I WILL BE A GREAT WRITER
Logical fallacy. You did not pass the star test.

Truly a great insight nobody realized in this thread.

your mom gay

kek

Literally most of this thread is anons parodying this fallacy. Did you even read it?

You might be better off at Reddit where people put /s so that autists can understand basic sarcasm.

>misunderstanding an electronic message devoid of any contextual cues, emotive language, or any trace of humour is autistic.
Why don't you just stop posting until you get funnier?

Holy...

>tfw people troll people discussing the troll thread within a troll thread

Smoke a pipe. It's more relaxing and there's way more tobacco variety. I enjoy it.

I am the Lord.

>go to university for a fine arts degree
>nervous, but skirt by on my enthusiasm
>befriend other various high-school nobodies
>start going to parties
>take fake MDMA and smoke pot for the first time
>smoke cigarettes because it looks cool
>dress in "shit" clothes from the op-shop which embody my bohemian personality
>stop calling mom every second weekend
>pass my course work because I banter with the lecturers
>get a part-time job at a shitty art gallery run by people in my class
>showcase videos of me masturbating in unusual places
>stop visiting my parents in the suburbs because they're backwards losers
>classmates come to my gallery opening
>we ironically drink shitty beer and smoke cigarettes
>finally graduate
>spend two years doing this
>friend gets arrested for having sex with kids in a gay orgy in Thailand
>get a real job so I don't have to live with strangers
>lose my youthful beauty
>people lose interest in me
>stop broadcasting videos of my clunge in public galleries
>kitschy drug use becomes a serious substance dependency
>constant pain in chest and throat
>galleries won't show my work anymore
>accidentally take too many drugs
>die a forgotten nobody

Then I guess two enemies remain.

How about COPD, smelling like shit, having a almost non-functional sense of smell and taste for the duration of your habit and being looked down upon for being a drug addict? Will science cure this too?

Find your very own quirks you unoriginal retard

>being looked down upon for being a drug addict?
ideology
>Will science cure this too?
you sound triggered dude

And you sound like someone rationalizing your character flaws and deficit of willpower :^)

>tfw you no longer can tell if just another level of this parody

>go to university for a liberal arts degree
>skirt by on my enthusiasm but nervous
>don't end out befriending other high-school nobodies
>don't go to parties
>smoke pot for the first time on my own
>smoke cigarettes because it looks cool
>dress in "shit" clothes from the op-shop which embody my bohemian narcissist personality
>stop calling mom every second weekend
>pass my course work because by putting in tha bare minimum
>get a shitty 9-5 working in admin
>watch porn every night
>stop visiting my parents in the suburbs because they're backwards losers
>lose touch with the few classmates i managed to make
>drink shitty beer and smoke cigarettes
>cousin gets arrested for having sex with kids in a gay orgy in Thailand
>lose my youthful beauty
>lose interest in life
>my few relationships don't go anywhere
>a "few" beers a night becomes several beers a night
>constant pain in chest and throat
>nobody to spend the holidays with
>spend forty years doing this
>accidentally wasted my life
>die a forgotten nobody

now I am triggered

>go to university for STEM degree
>skirt by on autism and lack of other commitments
>go to one party but run away early
>drink Mike's Hard Lemonade once at a wedding
>dress in cheap yet comfortable clothes
>stop calling mom because social anxiety
>watch porn every six hours
>get a shitty 9-5 at the supermarket
>stop visiting my parents in the suburbs because they're dead
>drink mountain dew and eat cheetos
>graduate with degree in computer science
>spend my day bashing java on IRC and watching Chris Hitchens videos
>cousins dies after injecting steroids in Thailand
>lose my youthful awkwardness
>start making friends at work and elsewhere
>do this for several decades
>it's too late to turn my life around
>constant pain in heart and soul
>die a lonely virgin

> start drinking heavily to become a good writer
> diagnosed with liver cirrhosis at age 24

The same could be said to you

>another episode of a poster making fun of a poster who is already making fun of himself

I would like to invest 100$ in this emerging meme, please.

>go to polytechnic to become an electrician
>not smart but skirt by on my enthusiasm
>befriend other students and still keep in touch with some of my friends from highschool
>go to parties
>smoke alot of pot and bump alot of coke
>take acid with some of the friends from HS that I still see
>smoke cigarettes because it looks cool
>start spending more of my money on nicer clothes
>move into a share house
>call my mum every wednesday night
>meet girls on tinder, most of the flings don't really go anywhere but I manage to get laid a few times
>get apprentice ship
>decide to stop drinking and focus more on my health
>start to hit the gym
>start to take an interest in cooking
>get a job as a qualified electrician
>spend my days at work
>lose my youthful awkwardness
>meet a girl on tinder and things start to go well
>we move in together
>i get her pregnant
>she has a miscarriage
>we start to resent each other and I end out leaving her for some bitch
>my parents pass away
>I start to drink again heavily
>I rock up to work drunk and get my leg stuck under a forklift
>get prescribed vicodin
>form an addiction to prescription oppiates due to my history of substance abuse
>don't go back to work
>switch to smoking H because it's cheaper, then I start shooting up
>try fentanyl
>lose interest in everything else
>constant pain in heart and soul thats only alleviated by the fentanyl
>die an addict
>alone

lol, while you may be looked down upon by some for being a smoker, normies don't really consider tobacco a drug.

Ahh that sucks bro. I'm an IV heroin user as well (I don't knows if you'd call me an addict I've never had terrible withdrawals, but I have been using 2-3 times a week for about a year and have overdosed twice and I've been using opiates since I was 14). Anyway, yeah being an opiate user sucks. I want my old life back. I want my friends and family. I just want things to be normal - I don't even care about being "happy" or "successful" at this point... To bad people have died, and people have left my life. Maybe one day I'll feel comfortable again. Things do seem to be getting a little better now... hopefully it's not just the calm before the storm.

>COPD
>smelling like shit
>having an almost non-functional sense of smell and taste
>Will science cure this too
probably

Yo, RT, Ive been clean 4 & 1/2 years from iv opiate use. Its possible. Hope is out there.

Used to roll my own cigarettes but recently quit because I had to move and my friends were trying to get me to quit anyway.
Friend I'm eventually living with said he does like the smell of pipe tobacco so I was considering getting a pipe but I prefer the oral fixation of cigarettes and I would probably habitually inhale the pipe smoke anyway.

I just hit on a Vuse every now and then. Did I lose my patrician status or am I about to become more powerful than I could have possibly imagined?

Anyone else on Veeky Forums use smokeless? I love Copenhagen wintergreen

>go to university for liberal arts degree
>think I'm gonna skirt by on my innate superiority
>go to the occasional party but too nervous to get black out drunk
>smoke pot by myself only
>buy cigarettes but never smoke them
>dress like everyone else, make fun of everyone else's clothing
>drop out because of boredom
>spend every day with mom
>better recollection of pornstar's names than actual people
> dont complain about shitty job thats just as shitty as everyone elses
>stop going to parties
>fail to form any more platonic relationships
>no constant pain
>not even concerned enough about wasting life away
>sit around for 60 years
>cry on deathbed out of fear

>2017
>not being coffee-exclusive straight edge

enjoy cancer

This made me fucking scared and sad

>2017
>not subsisting ENTIRELY on water, roots and prayer

Enjoy your living hell divorced from the glory of God

>not being actual straight edge
drinking coffee is inexcusable.

coffee contains carcinogens bruh

>been smoking regularly for about a year now
>still not addicted
op is weak-willed and weak-bodied

i bet you still eat meat and use shampoo and mobile phones
you're still going to get cancer maiman

lrb.co.uk/v14/n05/christopher-hitchens/booze-and-fags

Cigarette smoking and heavy drinking are still very Veeky Forums

>lrb.co.uk/v14/n05/christopher-hitchens/booze-and-fags
>christopher-hitchens

>reading anything by this literal meme man

everything does. And we're all going to die anyways. So enjoy a nice cuppa.

>not drinking scotch
Straight goofin my man.

>2017
>not getting completely detached from human emotion due to clonazepan abuse and heavy drinking

It's like you're some kind of romantic pseud that can't into new sincerity, psh

>2017
>not getting completely detached from human emotion by rolling on obetrol

It's like you're some kind of romantic pseud that doesn't want to be aware of the fact that he's aware of being aware, and now he's aware that he's in a room where he's aware of being aware of the fact of being aware, psh