How to make broccoli actually taste good?

Eat it fucking raw or eat it raw with some hummus. Fuck.

Timeless

>another way, maybe roasting it in an oven so its a bit blackened and crispy. havent done that in a while.

I do this all the time, and usually make a soy sauce or balsamic based dressing to put on. It's excellent

It's fine that it tastes good but wouldn't this defeat any of it's nutrition?

Get a pan hot, add oil/food lube of choice and season.

I like a bit of garlic seasoning but really anything will do. You can even get it a bit crispy.

Basically I just cook it like sliced chicken breast.

You literally don't have to do a single thing other than cook it.
If anything HAS to be added... salt, butter, gravy, mint sauce... all fine.

Take bag of frozen broccoli.
Take a small pot.
Pour some olive oil into the pot, heat it.
Place a decent amount of broccoli inside the pot, put the lid on.
Move the broccoli pieces around, so they get somewhat decent exposure.
Chop a few cloves of garlic.
Some liquid will begin to collect at the bottom of the pot. Once it reaches an amount where the broccoli is getting cooked, rather than fried/steamed, drain it into a small bowl. (You can drink it later, when it ceases to be piping hot, bretty gud)
Add more oil to the pot to prevent the broccoli from burning.
Add chopped garlic, lower the heat, put the lid back on.
Once it looks about finished, drop a few pieces of feta-like cheese into the pot, move around to create a rough approximation of a coating.

Remove from pot and eat.

oil in pan, pan nice n hot, add broccoli til charred on spots but still almost raw

secret to most vegetables, especially for all the brassica

This

Broccoli florets raw, washed cold, with ranch dip.

Remember dark greens like broccoli and spinach are the best greens for you.