Veeky Forums Confession Thread

For years and years I thought Don Quixote's pal was Pancho Villa.

It wasn't until 3/4 of Catch 22 that I realize it was Cathcart and not Catchcart

I usually always think something is good prose when a word is repeated twice in a sentence.

Example Lolita:

"That was my Lo," she said, "and these are my lilies."
"Yes," I said, "yes. They are beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!"

I always fall for it. It just sounds so good to me.

>For years and years I thought Don Quixote's pal was Pancho Villa
top kek

I can't read.

I own the meme trilogy and haven't read any of them

When I was a little kid I thought that all fantasy novels took place within a single self-contained universe, so I thought that the trolls in LOTR were literally the same ones in Harry Potter.

While I admire and appreciate Joyce's work, it's a real drag to read through.

audiobook m8

>only read Joyce in public with the cover visible
>tell everyone I speak French but actually don't
>claim to be thomas pynchon on reddit and Veeky Forums regularly
>constantly quote nietschze but neve read his work
>start every conversation with "what do you read" then scoff at their answer and away shaking my head
>carry around infinite jest, randomly stop and pretend to read a passage then nod in approval