>new burger place >puts chipotle mayo on everyting as their special sauce >it isn't even a secret sauce, they outright tell you what it is >faggot friend smacks lips talking with his mouth full like a 5 year old >oh wow mmm yumm and there's thousand island on here too its great! mmm wow motherfucker, the only similarity that sauce has with thousand island is the color
and the unfortunate truth of the matter is he's not atypical. He is a representation of your average american palate that can't tell the difference between chipotle mayonnaise and ketchup with sweet pickle relish in it
Ayden Reed
I'd rather be a picky manchild enjoying my burger than a creepy autist like you judging my friends for enjoying their food
Wyatt Bennett
>Having standards and etiquette is now creepy and autistic
We have fallen quite low
Jack Hernandez
>reddit spacing Very low indeed.
Lincoln Ross
I have a friend who chews and talks with his mouth full. I don't understand how someone can be this fucking retarded.
Lincoln Hall
>knowing what reddits format even looks like
Jonathan Torres
I don't have friends, but I hate when people fill up their water bottles in sinks at university. Like wtf, just buy more bottled water like a normal person, don't be a cheap ass.
Grayson King
kys you are selfie my main dude
Hunter Long
Can you say that again in a language that non-redditors understand?
Samuel Wilson
kyra yuselfu senpai
Easton Martinez
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Julian Barnes
Reddit spacing has been used on this website since before Reddit even existed.
You turd.
Evan Gutierrez
what's her problem?
Jace Sanders
>all American burger
Hello long island bro. Haven't had one of those in 30 years.
Wyatt Garcia
White people and college, obviously.
Grayson Walker
her biases and the liberal brainwashing
Evan Carter
>is white >hates whites
Sounds like they're teaching the important and pertinent life skills to young adults in American Colleges.
FUCK PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS YOLO XD
Aiden Smith
i think she was just memeing. the "fuck drump and fuck white people" thing is pretty popular to say
Ryder Richardson
Shut the fuck up cunt. You shits were pulling this same shit in the grill rage thread the other day. What's with you newfags and your intense hatred for any kind of thread where people are venting about their friends and family? Do you get white knight points for defending people online that may or may not even exist?
This shit is why we can't have rage threads anymore because you smug little newcunts have to come in and make smart ass little jabs at anyone who dares vent on an anonymous image board.
And yes, I'm fucking mad.
Connor Bailey
Chill out autismo
James Jenkins
No I won't chill out you cunt and don't call me autistic. Stop shitposting first. Why am I "autistic" for caring about the quality of the board?
Angel Watson
Because caring about the quality of the board is autistic. Get yourself a juice box, turn on Spongebeob, and calm your tits.
Jonathan Anderson
The Reddit spacing meme
Stop.
Robert Carter
No it is not autistic. Veeky Forums is not made for shitposting, regardless of what you cancerous crossposting newfags think. Get off my site.
Jayden Sullivan
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Caleb Miller
they stopped selling bottled water at my school (UVM) sometime toward the end of my time there. I lived off campus so I would often stop at the gas station on the corner and grab a bottle of water before class. people would hear the crinkle of the bottle when I would drink from it then give me a death stare.
the more you know. apparently sjw's hate bottled water, but are ok with bottled tea and soda and whatever else.
Jaxon Hall
why would you buy a bottle of water and are you sure you weren't getting looks because you were drinking something loud when normal people drink very quietly
Lucas Morgan
>why would you buy a bottle of water because I was high and forgot to bring my old one a lot >are you sure you weren't getting looks because you were drinking something loud no.
Camden Allen
I don't give a single fuck. The sooner you realized that you're surmounted by retards the better.
You're not doing yourself or anyone else any favorts by bitching about retards.
Angel Mitchell
>doesn't like ketchup >doesn't like mayonnaise
Pure picky eater
Grayson Anderson
>people would hear the crinkle of the bottle when I would drink from it then give me a death stare.
Between the hollow scrapping when you unscrew a metal bottle and the slurping of a sports bottle there's just no wining...
Nicholas Martin
not to mention if you put ice in your water and have a metal bottle.
Carter Kelly
You get mad at people for not paying for bottled water? Bait please?
Gabriel Morris
Are you actually defending talking with your mouth full? Because that is fucking inexcusable
Brayden Hill
Your opinion is obviously part of the reason why you don't have friends.
Blake Thompson
Pic is user and OP
Julian Ward
>order some sauteed pork intestines as sides >notice that there are cilantro on top in the pictures >tell the server to take it off >"oh sorry we can't do that" >"guess you don't want tips either then" >dish comes >no cilantro to be seen >mfw
Adrian Martin
>fish restaurant >grandpa needs to eat heart healthy foods >the dish he wants has a butter sauce >orders it but asks them to leave the sauce off >oh I'm sorry, but the chef doesn't alter his dishes >well he can't have the sauce so just don't put the sauce on >oh, um, ok let me go check >checks in the kitchen >how about just a little bit of sauce? >no, can't have the sauce, just leave it off >oh um...ok let me see >checks in the kitchen >is sauce on the side ok? fucking chefs man. Just leave the sauce off, this isn't even being picky this is a medical reason. Fuck
Hunter Adams
Ramen and iced tea seem kind of out of place in this image.
Ayden Brown
chefs hate it when you try to disrespect their creative vision like that, especially when that vision involves drenching their flavorless dishes in fat to make it taste good fuck restaurants