Describe your major with a phrase

Medicine
>What's this rash?

>Biochem
GMO making monster!

>Biology
Would you like fries with that?

>CS
Son can you help me with the virtual box thingy?

I can draw hexagons really well.

Physics
>Hail Trump! Hail our people! Hail victory!

Are you a freshman

>Physics
What the fuck am I doing with my life

>Analytical Chemistry

Autism

>Physics
I can't tell am I actually retarded?

>math
but math sucks and has no practical purpose...

Chemistry
>No i don't know how to cook meth, fuck off.

>Physics
I... can... see...

Hi Bilal

That just means you didnt pay attention in ochem faggot.

At last, I've reached an 88% yield of Lebensraumyne

Astrophysics
>We don't know that value, just assume it's 1 or something

Math
>Hey! it's not just a tool for scientists.

Math
>I have encapsulated the human drive for understanding with a form that goes beyond tangibility.

>your uni only has "chemistry" as a major
Guess I should switch unis.

Biochem
>tfw too smart for real chemistry

This one hurt...

This one hurt...
These make me scared for when I graduate

computer science
>discrete math is so hard and we're never going to use it what's the fucking point

>discrete math is so hard
>we're never going to use it

cs is literally based entirely on discrete math

>tfw worked out of a Jersey Mikes for 11 months before landing a job related to bio

Going back for my masters. The only way out is through.

senior now so I'm able to finally avoid them but the first two years was so many circuits I wanted to switch majors / to kill myself
I like the rest of EE but I'll leave the circuits to the brainlets

CS
> lot of unnecessary hoops and material that won't be used in your eventual job as a computer janitor updating enterprise crud apps

programming should be a trade or have a master/apprentice relationship. a cs degree shouldn't be a barrier to doing programming work when the working reality is far removed from academia. keeps the poors out and those who can't commit to something for a few years, i guess

>Materials Engineering
Yeah I can make another semiconductor

Every time

DELETE THIS

I got my bachelors degree in physics yesterday, what the fuck am i doing with my life.

>ecology

Boy I sure do love being homeless

good luck telling that to all the kids who are in it for le epic game design or "muh revolutionary app idea"

ouch

Computer science
>Can you hack my friend's facebook

EVERY FUCKING SINGLE TIME

>condensed matter physics
Not as flashy as particle physics but the source of all human progress in the 20th century.

if you're not planning to go to grad school, literally nothing.

>160 IQ
>any ashkenazi qt i want

Chemical Engineering
>First thing you'll learn to distill is Alcohol, because you will need it.

Biology
>just use Tai's method

chemistry
>no i can't make lsd out of nothing

this
if you are halfway decent you should know any number of ways to make meth

>Materials Engineering
A L L O Y S
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Just define the streets as your habitat and bam you're not homeless

underrated

this always happens. i hate hearing this

>Microbiology
What can you even do with that?

you'd be surprised. read up on this guy. First microbiologist to really make it big.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaim_Weizmann

so big that he was able to influence the creation of isreal.

but really, look to create transgenic bacteria which produce something valuable to industry.

J E W I S H
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no shit, he's like an actual zionist

>inorganic chemistry
Kind of like organic chemistry but with prettier colors.

TRIPS CONFIRM PRAISE LE KEK

3,3-diethylpentane master compound

Biomed Engi

>I swear I will have the money next week

If you're not good at programming, probably working in fast food.

Im gonna do chem eng next year at avans and thats litterally the first project well get, make beer.

Astronomy
>no I swear this is actually useful please fund our research

Software Engineering & Pure Mathematics

Also I'm retarded.
>90% of the shit I learn I will never use. Mfw

i was gonna go for biochem as a masters but now im doing pchem and i love it

funny how it works

Same.
Funny enough what got me into ChemE was making moonshine in my backyard in highschool. Before then I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life.
Thank god for illegal underaged activities.

Biomed Engi
>No, this is a real major I swear!

>Chemistry
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>Biochemistry
Trust me it's not as cool as it sounds

>people struggle with discrete math
I don't get this meme. Discrete was the easiest math class I ever took. I even took number theory because I liked it so much.

>biotechnology
no it's not bioshock

become a middle school teacher and mold young minds into sleeper agents. That's what I'd do desu senpai.
Did you watch the assclass anime? It inspired me

EE and Physics dual major

>EE too ez
>Physics maybe too hard?

Fug

>Computer Science
Did you try turning it off and back on?