How does science explain me?

excessive bitchassness

You aren't using them, so your muscles are not wasting time building themselves.

This is what brainlets believe. It matters what types of food you eat, what your gut flora is like and how your genetics are.

I'd rather have a flat earth thread. OP you're just fat and unathletic. Also, if you practiced posture and didn't hunch over like a fucking cave man, you won't develop creases in your stomach

Low test, basically. You have prominent nips and fat hanging out of your stomach. You need to start eating properly and lifting in order to up your test.

You watch way too much anime, shemale porn and drink too much alcohol. Those 3 things will make you get bitch tits.

Doesn't work when your energy out is proportional with your energy in thanks to retarded starvation mechanics.

>those with naturally high metabolism will lose weight faster but die younger
>those with naturally slow metabolism will be fat as fuck if they eat even a "normal" amount of calories but will live longer
I will get to live past 100.....as a skinny fat fuck.

muh genetics

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Lack of exercise (& perhaps also lack of protein/aminoacids in diet)

+ A Caloric diet (excess of Carbs &/or Fats)

May be also other health issue like Hypothyroidism

Hypothyroidism is mainly caused by lack of Iodine, in which the thyroid gland does not produce enough thyroid hormone.

Sometimes is also genetic.

OP can also improve gut flora by Natural Yogurt Intake (with Lactobacillus)

Ur mum made you take really hot baths and ur dad didn't play catch with you

How to not be fat
Eat about 50 calories. wait until gut gets mad. wait like 20 more minutes. Repeat all day. You will quickly as in within a day speed your metabolism up like crazy. Gotta keep giving it just enough to not slow down, but also give yourself periods of hunger to burn calories.

Seriously just switch to water and then snack a little all day long. The goal is just to stay hungry as much as possible. I lost like 50 pounds one summer doing this.

sounds like a great way to fuck yourself up and ruin your body in the process

definitely sounds effective to lose weight tho

and this guy's bmi is "obese". what does that tell you about the validity of bmi, faggot?

I literally only eat breakfast and I haven't lost that much in 2 months.

for like 99% of people this is a shit strategy which will shut down your metabolism and you won't function properly OR lose any weight

just stop eating carbs

>what does that tell you about the validity of bmi, faggot?

it tells us that, as is the generally the case for all relative scales, given an extreme example which completely defies the norm (incredibly high muscle mass, no fat) and is in NO way indicative of the normal person to use the scale, it breaks down, faggot.

why do you think that somebody whose body mass make up is entirely different than most people would have any sort of relevance to a bmi scale, faggot?

lack of exercise and shit genetics

When Veeky Forums tells you to get more exercise, it's time to reevaluate some of your life choices.

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