300 word book report due tomorrow

>still haven't signed my name on my finished dissertation
>deadline in less than 4 months

I hope this is a joke.

i hope you die peace of shit

lol

>300 words
>Thinks he's fucked

Middle schoolers man. That's literilaly two tweets. You're fine faggot.

nice desu

>three word post

>trips

Have to post on Veeky Forums by the end of this quarter. How fucked am I?

300 words...damn really makes you think.

>favourite letter
>Q
>being this pleb

H is the patrician answer

>2 sheets
More like two paragraphs. Like one good paragraph and one weak paragraph would still be enough. If OP fucks this up he should be permab&

>anything but I

Why are American schools so shit? My friend was telling me that in college he had to take writing courses so he could learn how to write essays. Like they didn't teach him that in high school

I write 3500 word term papers the morning they are due.

2/10 weak bait. Keep trying. However, you have already grasped the concept that Veeky Forumsards believe to be intellectually superior than everyone else. Use it well, and you will get guaranteed replies.

Stop talking rubbish

I wrote my junior thesis in college on the busride to school

Wow, you're so smart user.

laughed out loud thx

>being too contrarian to pic G

>have to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity
>JUST realized life is absurd

How scornful am I??

I get the whole Essay meme. But actually, it would be hard as shit to do if he's not read the book yet, and that's a very short summary.

Get cucked

I'd rather do that than be endlessly thirsty