Tfw no good literature was ever written in spanish language

>tfw no good literature was ever written in spanish language
How does one fail so hard with a whole continent and a giant peninsula at hand?

mediocre bait

>it never rains in oregon

Bien al contrario pienso yo dar medio
a tanto mal, pues el Amor bien sabe
que no tiene enemigo que le acabe
con más facilidad que tierra en medio.
Tierra quiero poner, pues que remedio,
con ausentarme, Amor, rigor tan grave,
pues no hay rayo tan fuerte que se alabe
que entró en la tierra, de tu ardor remedio.
Todos los que llegaron a este punto,
poniendo tierra en medio te olvidaron;
que en tierra al fin le resolvieron junto.
Y la razón que de olvidar hallaron
es que amor se confiesa por difunto,
pues que con tierra en medio te enterraron.

:issou:

You're just a white retard.
No Drumpf, no KKK, no fascist USA!

don quixote?

I feel like this is true to a certain extent. Relative to the number of Spanish speakers there's little of value. Especially compared to the German, French and the Irish there's very little to show.
Garcia Marquéz and Cervantes are obvious picks, Borges and Bolano if you know your shit. But apart from that... England (not GB/UK!) is similar. The yanks really out-wrote them, despite all odds.

Aquí yace OP de la Florida,
y dicen que le hizo buen provecho
a Satanás su vida.
Ningún coño le vio jamás arrecho.
De Herodes fue enemigo, y de sus gentes,
no porque degolló los inocentes,
mas porque, siendo niños, y tan bellos,
los mando degollar, y no jodellos,
pues tanto amó los niños, y de suerte
(inmenso bujarrón hasta la muerte)
que si él en Babilonia se hallara,
por los tres niños en el horno entrara.

¡Oh tú, cualquiera cosa que seas,
pues por su sepultura te paseas,
o niño o sabandija,
o perro o lagartija,
o mico o gallo o mulo,
o sierpe o animal que tengas cosa
que de mil leguas se parezca a culo:
Guárdate del varón que aquí reposa,
que tras un rabo, bujarrón profundo,
si le dejan, vendrá del otro mundo!

No en tormentos eternos
condenaron su alma a los infiernos;
mas los infiernos fueron condenados
a que tengan su alma y sus pecados.
Pero si honrar pretendes su memoria,
di que goze de mierda, y no de gloria;
y pues tanta lisonja se le hace,
di: «Requiescat in culo, mas no in pace.»

>I only know 5 spanish writers so there probably aren't any more

>A whole continent
>A giant peninsula
How do you sleep on geography class this hard?

Firstly I named four so I'll assume you are either unable to count or think Garcia Marquez is two. Secondly OP is obviously wrong or using a hyperbole. But the point stands. You can name loads of German/Germanophone authors (Goethe, Schiller, Lessing, Büchner, Mann, Hesse, Kafka...) or Russians (Dostoyevski, Gogol, Tolstoi, Pushkin, Turgenev, Bulgakov...) of undisputed high merit. Now please name more Spanish writers of that calibre. Protip: Carlos Ruiz Zafon is not one of them.

Lazarillo de tormes

>hasn't read Paradiso by Jose Lezama Lima

Just kys, muh man.

good thread op but buttblasted spics are gonna come out in force to defend their weak literary canon

José San Amargo
Virginia Lobos
Fernando Persona
Tomás Pichón
Jorge O Pozo

>Tomás Pichón
kek

Carlos Vergara

Pablo Valeriana

I'll assume you're autistic and interpretate everything in a literal way.
Also,
>what's el Siglo de Oro?
Even tho, I'll agree with you that most spanish writers afterwards just tailgated the foreign tendencies with more or less success or literary merit.
I feel like you're just namedropping some notorious writers and following it with some ellipsis desu. There is no discussion to the merits of Dostoyevski or Gogol, but I don't know why is Hesse standing next to Goethe. I neither know why should Cela be considered inferior to Bulgakov. Russian literary production peaked during the XIX century and everything after that was pretty mediocre. I'd say same happened to Spain after el Siglo de Oro. Other countries, say France, were more constant.

William Carlos William
El Don De Lilo
Alain Más
Junior Tolquién

Spanish literature is only surpassed by Russian literature mate

Demonstrably false
I would know because I, much like OP, have read a grand total of 3 Spanish authors

I hate that fucking book! Fuck you.

Retard spotted

May i ask why user?

Don Quixote was written in Arabic you fucking niggers

Cide Hamete Benengeli's manuscripts are lost, sadly. We only have that apochryfal second part

>spanish lit is shit thread
>someone makes a Don Quixote meme

thank god this isn't pol, those people probably think Don Quixote is a conspiracy theory/leftist propaganda/unfunny garbage

Juan Pablo Sastre

>El Don De Lilo
Fucking dying

Julio Cortazar. Jfc this is shit bait

>o niño o sabandija,
>o perro o lagartija,
>o mico o gallo o mulo,
This shit passes for poetry among the spics? I can't even read this and I know it's idiotic

>Junior Tolquién

don't forget, anglos, that's pronounced "Yunior."

based Lope de Vega
based Calderón de la Barca
based Francisco de Quevedo
based Pío Baroja
based Benito Pérez Galdós
Leopoldo Alas Clarín
Juan Ramón Jiménez
Federico García Lorca
based Miguel de Unamuno
based Miguel Delibes
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>control + f
>jose donoso
>0 results
pleb central
glad to see another patrician in here

Cortázar was a shitty hack, kys

>am i contrarian enough now to hang out with you ,/l-lit/?

Bore-Haze

American here.
My mother may be from Nicaragua, but I implore all of you turn that shit off.

>The Yanks out wrote England
That's just wrong
It's just not true

>B-but muh Poe!
>Muh great american novel!

>b-but muh Dickens
>muh novels about aristocrats being bored
Your point?

nice

Jaime Regocijo
Oscar Salvaje
Guillermo Halconero
Roberto Tumbas

Half of these 'greats' aren't even searchable in google, fucking lel

>Stupid ass troll-thread
>Four hours later
>Stupid ass responses
>Fuck ass lazy mods
>MFW

I agree, and I'm from Mexico.

...

Benito Camelo is the greatest mexican writer of all time

And you are a cuck. Have some pride, we are not going to let you into our country just because you lower your head and suck our cocks.

you are truly fucking stupid

Are you faggots even triying?

>American education
alternatively
>American bait

the sad and banal thing is that he is probaly sincere

Explain why

Because was written by user.

Try to guess all? Can you?

Juana Austera
Jorge O-bien
Edgardo Ala Poeta
Guillermo Lansacude
Tomás Hombree
Arturo Coman Le Doy
Antonio el Che Jó
Jorge Raúl Raúl Martinez
Hernán Mevine
Alejandro El Papa
Roberto Luis Estivañez
Julio, Vienes?
Jaque Londres
Estéfano Rey
Enrique Jaime
Alejandro Piel Empujada
Honor de la Balsa
Tomás Dificilito
Juan Verde
León Tortuga
Federico Adusto y Esquí
Emilia Pene en Hijo
Hernán Heces
El Luis Caro L.
Antonio de Exasperado

>Federico Adusto y Esquí
>Emilia Pene en Hijo
fucking lost it

Borges
Cortazar
Rulfo
Cervantes
Vargas Llosa (I call him Vergas Chotas)
Garcia Marquez
Bolaño
Adolfo Bioy Casares
Rodolfo Walsh (Fuck Capote and his In Cold Blood rip-off)
Arlt (extremely good writing desu)
Manuel Puig
Lugones

>Emilia Pene en Hijo
kek

>El Don De Lilo

Yes it does, idiot.

Filiberto K Pito(s)

Fucking kill yourself.