ITT: Post Meme Foods

Saw this posted on my Facebook feed earlier today. Thought I'd share.

>Thought I'd share.
Next time you think that, just kill yourself instead

That's a cheese and spinach omelette btw.

I don't really give a fuck that you're on fuckbook, but your omelette, toast and avocado look like shit. I made this fucker (pic related) in a stainless on a dare from Veeky Forums and there's a shitload less browning than that. Get better faggot.

>overcooked
>leaking fluids everywhere on the plate

Is it a water omelette? Also, op said he found it on FB. Learn to read, shit cook.

Shit I thought it was a well crisped quesadilla

>that water

Do you have literally no reading comprehension?

>water omelette

It's a fucking melted cheese omelette cooked in butter, you nogs. Of course it won't be dry! You're probably the kind of people that cook your scrambled eggs for 10 minutes until they have the texture of buddhist prayer beads.