ITT: Post Meme Foods

top kek buddy I cook my scrambled eggs to what most people would still consider raw, and they still aren't dripping with water

>thought he was creating a rag about fuckbook thread
>derailed into a tirade on the superiority of stainless for cooking poached omelettes
>Veeky Forums

I thought it was flat bread.

This is how an omelet looks you fucking retard
Notice, no fluids leaking out.
If you cook it correctly it should have a very silky and creamy interior, despite the fact it isn't stuffed with cheese. This is due to the fact that the egg isn't overcooked into a disgusting brown mess. All of the extra cheese and cream you probably added separated from the moisture it contained when you cooked it for a minute or two too long. I used to do that when I was a child and couldn't handle an egg/yolk that wasn't cooked all the way hard

Pic related because I didn't actually select the file

Fuck you, you didn't cook a god damned thing.

I'm not that guy, but someone who's cooked plenty enough omelettes to know what bullshit looks like.

Fuck off with your ignorant cousins, he cooked his shit on fucking stainless steel. You couldn't do better.

What the fuck I thought that omelet was half of an old pizza until I read the filename.

>wah wah MOMMY SOMEONE INSULTED MY COOKING ON Veeky Forums REEEEEE
Jeez calm down dude, just because you can't cook an omelet doesn't mean you have to throw an autistic bitch fit. Just practice a bit more and you'll have it down. It's a lot tougher process than most people believe to get a presentable, let alone perfect omelet. Just keep trying buddy, you'll get there

kek

Not the user you responded to....but raw scrambled eggs? You wouldn't really need to cook them then, just chug em Rocky style. Unless I don't understand what you mean, which is entirely possible.