Radiology

>be me
>be in med school
> listen to radiology on your 3rd year
>have an autistic.exe assistant
> time passes he keeps ''lecturing''
> autist keeps making jokes about cancer and death, your mom has one
> idontlikewherethisisgoing.gif
>stop going to classes
> learn absolutely nothing
> have best grades except radiology
> hate your assistant more than satan in his depths of hell
> associate satan with the assistant
> repeat every colloquium at least twice
>think you wont need radiology,never ever
> get internal medicine next year
> fuckmylife.jpg
> you know everything BUT radiology
> busted.jpg
> curse the day you met your assistant and started hating radiology
> we need to talk mom
> what is it user
> *tell your mom who worked +30 yrs on radiology you're a brainlet in radiology*
> rage kicks in
>holds me by my neck
> but you passed it you dumb piece of shit
> an hour passes
>mom comes back in your room
> i saw your book, what ever that ''learning radiology'' shit is
> cant say a word with a dry mouth
> you dont know radiology and i saved you a job as a radiologist???
>keep poker face so you dont get slapped again
> kicks me in a head with a book
> you have 2 weeks to learn radiology user
> i...
> 2 weeks, you're leaving tomorrow
> its because of that assistant, i rebel
> he's a piece of shit too, tell him to stick a shotgun up to his ass
>gets enraged when reminded of death jokes
>one more joke and i'll piss on his grave
>i dont have radiology anymore
>what?
>i'm 4th year
> confused.jpg
>tell him he's a faggot
> i dont talk to him mom
>because of me?
>yes mom
> satisfied.exe
>rages come back when she remembers i dont know radiology keeps hitting me with a book
> threaten to kill myself
> mom says i'll need a noose for that
>so?
>that'll be half of the book learned and i'll give you one
> go to /sci
> pray someone know radiology to help u

seriously fuck my life and everything about it. all because of my assistant
pic is what she gave me to read next week

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help me learn some basics
mom wont talk to me
link me whatever is useful

here senpai

THANK YOU
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I'm man on the moon

Listen to some beenonceee

...

I HATE YOU
I GOOGLED IT THINKING IT'S RADIOLOGY RELATED

die. i prefer taylor. cuz she's on /b
play me her red and 1989 on my funeral this year. make people cry not laugh
give me a month and a half

youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

i sent u an email

How about you study Doctor Max Gerson instead and actually delve into the art of reality you fuck head.