Why isn't there any animals with wheels?

Maybe so, but having to walk in such a way is so beyond wasteful that all the animals who potentially developed such a limb barely reproduced even if they survived.

What if the entire planet was downhill tho

What, are you stoned?

No, I'm a man. Only women get stoned.

and only brainlets make sweeping generalizations.

They stone homos too I think

That gay fag from YouTube was right, the cars from the Cars movie are futuristic insects!

>he said, making a sweeping generalization

He did by making us amirite?

(that's the joke)