Why are you on Veeky Forums and not reading a book instead?

Why are you on Veeky Forums and not reading a book instead?

Veeky Forums is the greatest collective of critical minds the world has ever witnessed. Every second I spend here I feel my brain growing

Being a 21st century millennial for 18 years of my life playing games, being entertained by TV and generally never having trained my concentration I am not able to sit through a book and read it for more than 10 minutes a time.

This tee bee aych

every second i spend here i can feel the agony of a metastasizing cancer inducing necrosis in my cumdump cavity

Due to being an uninteresting and unattractive beta male, I have no outlet in the physical plane for my thoughts and therefore the best I can do is to scream into the aether and hope another stranger can validate me.

Veeky Forums is a drug, especially r9k. I can spend hours on there shitposting because its quick, easy, and allows me to get things off my chest without any repercussions

I'm doing homework

It's STEM trash and therefor very boring so I am using the internet instead of concentrating on my work.

>making excuses this hard
you just dont like reading. its fine.

Fucking rank headache. Australia sucks shit.

I prefer thinking about foxes i want to have sex with