J.K. Rowling

someone I know is on a submarine, and to pass time, they play something called "bonar wars" wherein someone screams BONAR WARS! and everyone in their room whips out their dick and tries to get themselves hard. The first one wins.

Must be embarrassing for the less endowed fellas.

After three months in a tube under the ocean, I don't think anyone really gives a shit.

why the hell would they do it together? why not do it alone like everyone else?

holy shit that cannot be real.

> Goldstein the jewish wizard
> Seamus Finnegan the Irish Wizard
> Parvati Patil the Indian Wizard
> Cho Chang the Asian wizard

Is JK actually a racist? Was the black wizard called Nigger Jim?