Go to mcdonalds

>go to mcdonalds
>employee hands me the meal
>she tells me to "enjoy"

>go to airport
>see multiple bins
>"plastic bottles", "paper", "general waste"

go on

...

>"general waste"
did you jump in?

show some respect to the general

this probably wasn't worth bumping this thread for but lmao

pls continue senpai

so i think what OP was trying to say before he drove into a tree while phoneposting, is that there is a fleetingness in value. one minute something can bring you immense joy as you anticipate the pleasure you're about to experience, but minutes later the remnants of that period are cast aside as trash forever

Sometimes, I think sitting on trains

Visas in my name

>using bins

What did OP mean by this?

Best thread of 2017.

YEEEEAAH PAPER

sage is a thing, buddy, don't forget

People need to fucking use it more in this shithole of a fucking place

thanks for the reminder

really gets my noggin joggin'

This really made me think

What is this a fucking DeLillo mad lib?

>open this thread
>read OP's narrative
>scroll through thread

>go to mcdonalds
>employee hands me the meal
>tells me to tell OP to go "fuck himself"

Same subject in two contextualization

You have activate my almond OP, well done.

>work at mcdonalds
>bathroom locked
>people ask to use the bathroom
>say "enjoy"

lol

>you have activate my almond

No words.

But how was the food, OP?

Both are abouy trash?

this is nice thread

best post itt

Comfiest thread on Veeky Forums rn