Can Veeky Forums explain what would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow now"?

Put me in the screecap

His nose would enter a state of quantum superposition. An apparatus measuring his nose would come up with results equivalent to measuring a qubit

It would grow and not grow, but only if everyone in the room closed their eyes.

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>open Veeky Forums
>you could simply ask Pinocchio if all nontrivial zeros of the analytical continuation of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2 and get a quick answer to the Riemann hypothesis

kek

What screencap?

>If his nose functioned that way, you could use it to quickly brute force a lot of extremely difficult problems. For example, you could simply ask Pinocchio if all nontrivial zeros of the analytical continuation of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2 and get a quick answer to the Riemann hypothesis.

kek