Terry Tao vs Ed Witten

Who would win?

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Terry

It is funny that you could fit Tao's entire head inside Ed Witten's head and there would still be room.

Fucking jews are so deformed.

If it was a Braincase Size Contest then Ed Witten would win with a Large margin.

Yeah, and putting them side by side makes for a really funny comparison. Like at how Tao's neck is fully visible, but Witten looks like he has no fucking neck at all in both the pictures you posted.

Is this because of the inbreeding or what? Why are jews so deformed?

Gee, I dunno. An autistic, microcephalous twink Asian or a fucking history major who just DECIDED to become the only physicist to win a fucking Fields Medal. I dunno, OP. Gee, I wonder. A mumbling, stuttering autismo with a racial IQ of 105 versus a fucking massive-brained mental goliath who speaks in perfect sentences, published a few articles in The New Republic in his early 20s on a whim, and has a racial mean of 115.

Gee, I W O N D E R.

The little faggot "prodigy" who was groomed from birth or the guy
who somehow convinced the most prestigious physics graduate program in the history of the human race to accept him with NO FUCKING FORMAL BACKGROUND WHATSOEVER. AND HE BECAME THE GREATEST PHYSICIST OF MODERN TIMES. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Ed has the bigger dick. Everyone knows Asians are smooll

Witten has the phenotype ASHKENAZI women crave.

>somehow convinced the most prestigious physics graduate program in the history of the human race to accept him with NO FUCKING FORMAL BACKGROUND WHATSOEVER. AND HE BECAME THE GREATEST PHYSICIST OF MODERN TIMES.

Ed Witten was a Bachelor of Arts with a major in History with minor in Linguistics.

Got accepted into Princeton Graduate School.

Enrolling in Applied Math learning Super Advanced Math then shifting to Physics.

Got a PhD in Physics.

Only physicist to win a Fields Medal.

Tao knows Kung Fu
it's no contest

>who somehow convinced the most prestigious physics graduate program in the history of the human race to accept him with NO FUCKING FORMAL BACKGROUND WHATSOEVER

Seriously tho how did he pull this off? Was it Jewish connections?

Genius is easily recognizable by professors.

Ed Witten probably blew away everyone who ever interacted with him.

If he didn't start at Princeton he would have started at some non-name school and still end up at Princeton within two years.

this interview=witten is a brainlet
ams.org/notices/201505/rnoti-p491.pdf

"I knew
about Khovanov homology and I was frustrated to
not understand it, but I had no idea it was related
to geometric Langlands"

"In some cases, I am
still struggling to understand things that physicists
did quite some time ago that are very relevant.
Just to give one example, the Gopakumar-Vafa and
Ooguri-Vafa formulas have been very influential
for algebraic geometers, but as a physicist, I was
never satisfied that I understood them."

"producing rigorous proofs requires very detailed
methods. That makes it hard for a physicist, and so
I myself have only done that in very special cases
where I thought something was really missing that
was actually simple enough that I could help do
it if I had the right collaborator. "

I will take the opportunity of this shitposting thread to repost my simple analysis of fields medalists, which was prompted by the death of the female laureate.

First of all, I've been vaguely aware that Witten is a meme round these parts, but I did no realize that he is a medalist prior to punching this up.

Second, exactly a 3/4 supermajority of all medalists are still alive. This is due to: mathematicians living dull, comfy lives, the young age cutoff for the award, and the youth of the prize itself. When you consider all the old farts in their 70s and 80s represented here, this makes the female's death that much more striking.

>Seriously tho how did he pull this off? Was it Jewish connections?

His father, Louis Witten, also had Unusual background

Louis Witten graduated as a Civil Engineer, served in the US Army Air Forces

then Louis Witten became a graduate student in physics at The Johns Hopkins University from 1948 to 1951 when he received the PhD degree.

Then Louis Witten became a Professor of Physics at the University of Cincinnati, where he remained until his retirement in 1991.

Louis Witten still alive, with 96 years old.

So seems like Ed Witten not only got High IQ from DNA, but also longevity.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Witten

>who somehow convinced the most prestigious physics graduate program in the history of the human race to accept him with NO FUCKING FORMAL BACKGROUND WHATSOEVER. AND HE BECAME THE GREATEST PHYSICIST OF MODERN TIMES. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
witten is no meme

You are interpreting "meme" in the "negative, "fad"" sense in which it is now understood by regular Veeky Forums users. My intent with "meme" was more along the lines of its neutral, very-well understood sense: something constantly repeated, oh what is that let me check it out ugh-

Just now, some other Witten thread has been started.

Witten is certainly a "meme" in the sense that his funny yellow jew face is constantly reposted here, for amusement (I can't help but think of Egon Spengler). Obviously I don't dispute the legitimacy of his academic achievements, and so Witten is simultaneously "not a meme" in the "negative" sense of being overhyped, a fraud, etc.

Can i ask you guys a question

if Ed Witten is considered the greatest physicist

why doesn't he have the same fame that Einstein had?

Does Terry have access to a broken beer bottle?

This is imporant.

I've never met Tao, but I have met Witten. He's a big dude. If he were in the fighting spirit (and maybe a little younger) I bet he could destroy Tao.

coincidentally, everybody who has been a genius has also been extremely hardworking, beyond anything anybody reasonable would do

lazy bastards everywhere are still mystified by this phenomena they call "genius"...

"Where do you work out?"

Oh man, this is kind of funny

>"Witten has been married to Chiara Nappi, a professor of physics at Princeton University, since 1979.[27] They have two daughters, Ilana, a neuroscientist at Princeton University,[28] and Daniela, a biostatistician at University of Washington,[29] and one son, Rafael, and a granddaughter Nava.
Poor rafael....

I was assuming this was more about who would win in a street fight.

Still Witten though. Not the same weight class at all.

>Poor Rafael Witten, son of Edward Witten....
I found Rafael Witten also called Rafi Witten.
His twitter is twitter.com/rafiwitten

He studied Computer Science BSc with minor in Math at Stanford University.
Fucking Brainlet tier that could not get into Grad School. CS (Codemonkey Studies) ! ! ! !

He as undergrad written only one paper in CS with his adviser arxiv.org/pdf/1308.5697.pdf

Worked as a Codemonkey / Programmer / Software Engineer at Google
Then He founded a Shitty Start Up called Mtailor which is failing. wefunder.com/mtailor

His face looks very like His father though.
Although His Head looks smaller when compared with His father Huge Head.

His both Sisters got PhD. But He is only a Codemonkey Studies Bachelors. Poor Rafael....

damn Rafael witten doesn't even have the phenotype to attract Ashkenazi women

I bet he masturbates to moeshit instead of seeing fertile Ashkenazi wombs

I have always been told that head size correlates weakly with IQ. But how is it that many of the great mathematicians and physicists (Witten, Feynman, Von Neumann) have grotesquely oversized heads?

>Is this because of the inbreeding or what? Why are jews so deformed?
ironically this.

Reminder that Maryam wasn't even the best female mathematician. Reminder that the Fields medal is all about politics now, merit is irrelevant. Reminder that all the prestige of the Fields medal is derived from those older guys, like Grothendieck and Serre. Reminder that Terry Tao is a corrupt scumbag.

Rafael Witten looks like the love child of Terry Tao and Ed Witten, I think they might be in cahoots and trying to breed the perfect being using their own genes and Cambodian surrogate mothers.

Jewish nepotism is a myth. They're just "racial realists" in the sense that they know that an Ashkenazi Jew will be cut out for the work. Thus it's based on merit.

Vaughan Jones is best medalist.

Similarly, Jews are greater actors and better looking which explains their over-representation in Hollywood. Oh wait...

weak correlation is still a correlation

>mfw whn no BAH (Big Ashkenazi Head) porn to jerk off to

>Jewish nepotism is a myth

Natalie Portman is both smart and good-looking. You just hate the master race.

>married to a goyess physics professor
guess she couldn't resist the BIG ASHKENAZI BRAIN.

goyim cant compete. your high IQ women crave the phenotype that only Ashkenazi men express.

MATZO'D

He is considered the greatest LIVING physicist.

FUCK I hate being a goyim

>tfw witten-tier cranium size
>jewish girls always hitting on me
>they lose interest when they find out I'm not jewish

his big ASHKENAZI brain must weigh half as much as her entire body does

this thread is the best thing to come out of Veeky Forums since a long long time

here you go

Exactly. It's like a fatass who's never touched a dumbbell in his life flabbergasted by the "good genes" in someone who works out two hours a day for the last decade.

What makes you think that the motivation to work itself is not genetically based? It most likely is.

The term of art is "shiksa", user. In Judaism, it's the women who are traditionally thought of as passing down the culture and religion, so for a Jewish man to go for a non-jew is regarded as more transgressive than the reverse case, because it dilutes the culture.