The Divine Comedy

>The Divine Comedy
>Doesn't have any jokes

This wasn't even funny the first time it was posted

that's the joke tho
2deep4u

>Naked Lunch
>nobody eating in the nude

>OP tries to make a joke
>It's not even funny or original

You're using a contemporary definition of Comedy.

It does have jokes though, actually a lot of them. Inferno is especially funny if you know the historical context.

>War and Peace
>A guy named Warren never pees everywhere

>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>It's a painting

its not where the title comes from but im p sure this hapens multiple times

>The Gay Science
>no homoerotic content whatsoever

>Hamlet
>No pig characters

>lel, people I don't like are all in Hell, hehe
I bet Dante was a blast at parties.

>he doesn't remember the part with the farting devils

>farts
>funny

pick one you little babby

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppp*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The joke's on you

>The Odyssey
>Alot of odd stuff happens at sea

Actually, yeah, Tuscans were and still are really into black humor and insult comedy

>read The Iliad
>no one ever gets sick

>The Grapes Of Wrath
>no angry anthropomorphic grapes

Comedy means it has a happy ending you fucking retarded NIGGER. Seriously? Are you that fucking dumb? Kill yourself. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOU'RE SELF YOU RETARDED IDIOT GAY ASS HONKY. Da fuck... Back to r*ddit you piece of horseshit. Your mom should've had an abortion. Faggot. You're so stupid that you disappointed your mother. When the doctors saw her come in for birth they slapped her because the doctors were psychics and saw that you'd grow up to be a stupid fucking cis, white male. Dumb troll. Jump off a bridge into the ocean.

>Infinite Jest
>is finite and not a comedy

>being such a retard that you spoil the ending of the book in the title
Dante was a hack

It's funny to God.

>To Kill a Mockingbird
>no birds in whole book

>ecce homo
>no gay sex whatsoever

Face/Off
>Nobody takes their...
Fuck

Yes there were

>One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
>Not one mention of birds of any kind

>hamlet
>entirely devoid of ham

underrated post

>the unbearable lightness of being
>book has weight

>Dark Matter
>>No exotic particles.

Actually, this one isn't quite fair, since hamlet meant hamless in early modern English.

>Onegin
>nobody drinks exactly one shot of liquor

>blood meridian
>only mentions boogers and semen on the equator

Corm-hack is an awful writer.

>Sex at Dawn
>people fucking at all hours

fuck this made me laugh

>puts people he doesn't like in hell
>counts himself among the greatest poets of antiquity when all he had written until then was a bunch of just okay poems
>thinks his qt gf is basically only a rung lower than Jesus in heaven
>pals around with his favorite poet who takes him on a cool journey
>makes the circle of hell that he knew most represented him the chill one where it wasn't THAT bad
Was it autism?

Not to mention his "gf" is a woman he never spoke to. Dante's the irl Don Quixote de la mancha

>dante had a oneitis
we're all gonna make it bros

If i write one of the most important works of western lit will my oneitis love me?

Not if she's dead :(

>get slaughterhouse 5 for christmas
>vegan

>V.
>it's actually Pynchon's first novel

>V
>unsure if pronounced "VEE" or "five"

i say five periods. since it's V.

>Invisible Cities
>every city is described in detail

I think that I must be the only person who still likes these, and the
>band has two drummers
meme on /mu/

>crime and punishment
>character doesnt get persecuted for his crime

Wtf

>dude goes to fucking siberia for several years
>unpunished
user...

Im only about 140 pages in actually. Figured he was gonna get away with it.

>Hamlet
>takes place in a castle

wtf

He's actually very funny when read in context.

>oh man hell is so weird look at all these people you randomly run into
>whoa is that chad thundercock who stole my girlfriend in middle school, what are you doing here?
>oh you're in hell for being a faggot
>wow what a surprise

>band has 4 drummers

So, Sonichu with Virgil instead of a electric hedehog pokemon.

Great fucking work, western cannon.

So you're telling me you're reading a book called crime and punishment and didn't expect any punishment? That's like if you read portrait of the artist as a young man and expected a portrait but no young man.

Fuck you user i'll never be able to think of it the same way again. my sides

Theres a fart joke in the Comedy FYI famalam

It is fucking hilarious, are you kidding?

There is a farting demon

zozzle

Yeah not even mentioning he literally writes about him meeting Virgil and becoming best friends with him lmaoooooo

Plus the girl who he never even talked to but was madly in love with him loves him back and is the left hand to god basically
Dante truly was an autist