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>screwed up a vague quote with 100 variations that can't possibly be traced back to a single person

L-like what?

I bet he's a popular person.
Noone should fail, people should succeed but some should succeed more based on their dedication and be rewarded for such

I'm also like this. I'm always amazed at how easy it is for people to be happy for others.
Yeah, you need professional help.

People seem to be misinterpreting my OP, I'm not envious. I believe that I'm in a better spot than most people. When a guy I know screws up an exam my instinctive reaction just happens to be "yeah, you failed, I'm better than you because I've mastered this and you haven't" before I have to correct myself for being an asshole.

When people succeed I know I should be happy for them but there's no reason to be so I feel some sort of bitterness. I sound autistic because I'm just trying to rationalize why my unconscious is a cunt.

You're a sadist
You're an idiot and seem like the incompetent one here, not to mention ignorant.

>I'm always amazed at how easy it is for people to be happy for others.
I think they fake it. It's probably more of a social facade than anything else.

back to /r9k/ nigga

It's because you haven't met the expectation of your own goals and/or the ones your parents set for you so you get joy at seeing others in the same place as you.It makes you feel like less of a failure.

You have feminine demons to exorcise.

A part of you wants to bring people down to your level and below because a part of you is still hungry to be lazy and stay as you are, to lower the bar.

It's pathetic, you need to burn it out of you. It's a form of mental cancer.

Only then can you truly become a better you.